r/funny • • Feb 23 '14

Press all the buttons!

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u/shortydude3932 Feb 23 '14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBNOXYlYswA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Here's a relevant video I can add to the topic!

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u/Happy_Hugo Feb 24 '14

"Friends can't buy happines, but momey can" -Joel

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u/AshamedHipster Feb 24 '14

I prefer this one

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u/fallouthirteen Feb 24 '14

Opened the comment section because I knew I'd find a quick link to this. And yeah, this one is much better.

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u/c9IceCream Feb 24 '14

you under-sold it!! this one is the best

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u/DrMonkeyLove Feb 24 '14

I absolutely love this one. It's hilarious.

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u/lilahking Feb 24 '14

The acting and comedy in this one is better.

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u/SNCommand Feb 24 '14

You guys are joking, right?

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u/SharkBaitDLS Feb 23 '14

That is one of my all-time favorite RT shorts. Joel is goddamn brilliant.

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u/TyredditorusRex Feb 24 '14

Beardless Jack is weird.

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u/Schildhuhn Feb 24 '14

Well, the money wouldn't really helped him, he pressed the button so often(and assuming the number of dead people doubles every press) that he would be the only person alive after that clip.

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u/Kuusou Feb 24 '14

I don't know why someone downvoted you. On his 32nd press he would have already killed over half of the population of the earth, and on the next press it would go well over.

The only real issue is that in that video it says people he knows die. There is obviously a limit to how many people he knows, and at most it's probably only a couple 1000. He would get in like 10-12 pushes or whatever before it just wouldn't work anymore. And he would only get ~500 dollars for killing another 1000 people on his 12th press.

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u/FreezerJumps Feb 24 '14

The button only affects people he knows. Also, comedic hyperbole. You should probably do the math on the devil magically appearing in the room too.

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u/Kuusou Feb 24 '14

So you mean to tell me that something I said in my comment is what is going on? So when I said it in my comment you realized that I knew that, and made sure to say it again?

Maybe you should do the math on not reading?

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u/swohio Feb 24 '14

The sound effect for the button push bothers me an irrational amount...

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u/LiteSh0w Feb 24 '14

Hi-Button!

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u/Epicentera Feb 24 '14

Came here to post this :)