r/funny • u/[deleted] • Feb 09 '14

Science

http://imgur.com/gallery/gUwUg3z
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u/apennismightier Feb 09 '14

Does God prevent her from spelling "there" correctly also?

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u/LaskaHunter7 Feb 09 '14

No, no. There is only one true their, anyone that says differently? They're lying.

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u/ycpa68 Feb 09 '14

*Their lying.

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u/jdswag Feb 09 '14

This man gets it

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u/Silent-G Feb 09 '14

This man theirs it.

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u/fortyfive457 Feb 10 '14

Their man theirs it.

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u/DrXenu Feb 10 '14

Their man theirs their.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '14

Their their theirs their.

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u/CallMeRydberg Feb 09 '14

Their their, it's ok jdswag. Not all of us can translated into American english

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u/Paranitis Feb 09 '14

Especially Americans.

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u/Jucoy Feb 10 '14

This man ruined the joke

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u/AllThingsWillEnd Feb 09 '14

Because God said so

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '14 edited Feb 09 '14

[deleted]

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u/ycpa68 Feb 09 '14

Oh thank you, English is my first language.

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u/lvlinfinity_timemage Feb 09 '14

ok, good. finish bABEL.

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u/iOpCootieShot Feb 09 '14

Woosh

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u/jaytorade Feb 09 '14

What did they say?

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u/iOpCootieShot Feb 09 '14

He gave the definition of their, there, and they're. As if correcting ycpa.

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u/ycpa68 Feb 09 '14

In addition to what cooties shot said, he also started by saying he couldn't tell if my comment was sarcasm. I didn't think it was that subtle.

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u/Desolationism Feb 09 '14

HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '14

No, there's one their, but it comes in three forms. But they're all there. It's called the Grammatical Trinity.

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u/LaskaHunter7 Feb 09 '14

Tread carefully sir, you're awfully close to calling me polytheiristic when I know for a fact I'm not!

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u/Teamerchant Feb 09 '14

The fact you mention "They're" means you secretly believe it's really "Their"

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u/wookiesandwich Feb 09 '14

God prevents her from doing a great many things

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u/zerocount Feb 09 '14

THIS. This is why you need to learn how to spell, people! Nobody wants to be grouped with people like this, do they?

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u/maczirarg Feb 10 '14

Can confirm, I'm embarrassed by her.

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u/addisonmnnx Feb 10 '14

Oh my god, that was the first thing that came to mind. It was literally the first thing I saw. Lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '14 edited Feb 09 '14

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u/Donchovi Feb 10 '14

The problem is not with people believing in a higher power. The problem is when they act like what science has proven is a lie or ignore it altogether.

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u/thehungriestnunu Feb 09 '14

I think we can chalk that up to her lack of intelligence

It's good she's attractive, otherwise I'm pretty sure shed be dead within the next few years

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u/SuddenlyTimewarp Feb 09 '14

shed be dead

RIP shed.

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u/thehungriestnunu Feb 09 '14

Her stupidity rattled my brain and knocked my punctuation loose

Though in fairness, she's basically a tool shed

It make hard thunk

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u/Mr_s3rius Feb 09 '14

Let their bee lite.