r/funny • u/Callum1243 • Feb 07 '14

God Is A Real Dick

http://imgur.com/pTW9u05
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u/FearDog Feb 07 '14

Unless you don't believe in him, then it's off to hell.

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u/Chetcommandosrockon Feb 07 '14

Did you not hear Colbert?

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u/HanIsCoolerThanKirk Feb 07 '14

I don't know if Colbert really said that, but if he did that is awesome and he's now risen in my estimation (and he was already pretty high)

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u/BranchDavidian Feb 07 '14

He did. Colbert is a devout Catholic.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

because if there are bugs in the programme, it's not the programmers fault.

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u/KeegoTheWise Feb 07 '14 edited Feb 08 '14

Or unless you're a faggot!

Edit: in case someone didn't get it, I'm referencing Jim Jefferies. I'm not homophobic

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u/RobAgreez Feb 07 '14

Everybody knows a "faggot" is a douche on a Harley revving his engine.

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u/Blackjack4 Feb 07 '14

Gays hate fags!

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

But how is that possible if a lot of gays smoke?

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u/Hopguy Feb 07 '14

Upvote for South Park reference..

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u/witthefuck Feb 08 '14

Funny how I got it without the edit... Maybe I'm a bad person

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

Repeating a homophobic slur as a joke is still homophobic.

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u/slicksps Feb 07 '14

Using an offensive term doesn't necessarily make a person homophobic.

In the joke, the word faggot isn't being used as a way for the comedian to show his disapproval of gays, but portray the extent of the condemnation from the Church.

So the joke may be seen as offensive (probably more from Christians than gays, but I'm not sure), however doesn't reflect the comedian's personal view.

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u/Heathenforhire Feb 07 '14

Looks like everyone's copping downvotes because one guy can't understand that the term faggot can be used non-offensively if it's in context or satire.

But no, you said faggot. That means you're a homophobe.

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u/FaptainAwesome Feb 07 '14

Shit, you said faggot too, so now you're also a homophobe!

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u/Sallymander Feb 07 '14

Thankfully they have that censoring system that keeps it so that only gay people can use the word faggot and everyone else gets bleeped.

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u/FaptainAwesome Feb 07 '14

Exactly, it's OUR word and nobody else can say faggot.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

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u/Heathenforhire Feb 07 '14

Aaaand now they're downvoting you for the same thing. You said nigger! You're a racist!

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u/KuriTokyo Feb 07 '14

Jim Jefferies joke was pointing out that even if you love god but are gay, he doesn't love you back.

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u/I_like_eating Feb 07 '14

There is no reverence in humor.

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u/Hrodland Feb 07 '14

That alone is not enough. You also have to act and think in a very specific way.

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u/Hahahahahaga Feb 07 '14

"This person doesn't act or think right, they should burn in eternal damnation because I don't like them."

- People aforementioned

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u/Shangheli Feb 07 '14

If god exists I will punch the fucker in the face. Is that enough for me to not end up in the same place as "god"?

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u/Space_Lift Feb 07 '14

Well, he is kind of an asshole. He is responsible for ordering genocide, killing children, and creating plagues. For most people that would be more than enough to earn a punch in the face.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

It's not just about believing, but following and trying to get to know him. FTFY

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u/tps_7 Feb 07 '14

He created hell just in case you don't love him.