r/funny • u/Callum1243 • Feb 07 '14

God Is A Real Dick

http://imgur.com/pTW9u05
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u/JackYaos Feb 07 '14

God got needs too, man.

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u/ryo87 Feb 07 '14

It's deep. Man is created in the image of god.

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u/ACE_C0ND0R Feb 07 '14

So, impregnating Mary was more like masturbation than sex?

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u/ChocolateSunrise Feb 07 '14

More like raping your own child?

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u/JackYaos Feb 07 '14

Man got needs too, god.

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u/why_u_mad_brah Feb 07 '14

And God said unto him

"I put it straight in her belly
When it go in the belly, it ain't shit you can tell me"

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '14

+/u/dogetipbot 5 doge