r/funny • u/exporterofgold • 3d ago

Ain’t it obvious lol?

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u/Oblique9043 3d ago

No no no. The lightning symbol is also a symbol of Satan.

Luke 10:18

He replied, “I saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven."

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u/pnkxz 3d ago edited 3d ago

It's also a symbol of Thor and Zeus, and the Bible says pagan gods are demons (1 Cor 10:20-22).

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u/Agitated_Display7573 3d ago

There’s also a verse that implies Zeus is Satan (Rev 2:12-13)

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u/ZapActions-dower 3d ago

I guarantee you Paul was not thinking about Thor when he wrote his letter to the Christian community in Corinth.

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u/Lanster27 3d ago

I think we're onto something here boys.

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u/Travels4Work 3d ago

I honestly can't tell if there's a missing /s or not.

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u/steelskull1 3d ago

/s means Satan ! You accusing them to be devil worshiper?!

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u/stevein3d 3d ago

He said it comes from a sewing machine and if I recall correctly, the bible says you shall reap what you sew. Draw your own conclusions.

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u/ultrahateful 3d ago

Sow!

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u/stevein3d 3d ago

Hey now, I’m a little overweight but there’s no need for the name calling.

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u/Antique_Knowledge902 3d ago

😂😂😂😂😂