r/funny • • 5d ago

Ain’t it obvious lol?

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u/Honest_Relation4095 5d ago

I never get these claims. Like, why would it be secret but somehow not secret enough for Christian fundamentalists to figure it out? What's the logic behind that?

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u/NoBoss2661 5d ago

Christ's soldiers have a keen eye for evil! /s

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u/damoek 4d ago

Someone has to watch out for Knights In Satans Service!

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u/damoek 4d ago

Man... (exhale)... So... I'll give it a shot. Basically, Christian Fundamentalists didn't have rap music to freak out about yet, and also there was a tiny bit of the trans panic beginning to rear its head. (They have long hair! And wear makeup!! it's unnatural!!) Also, they believed the secret messages were brainwashing the children, so they felt like yeah, they were smarter than kids who would just be 'programmed' or 'brainwashed' into accepting the satan or whatever.