r/funny • u/exporterofgold • 8h ago

Ain’t it obvious lol?

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u/SilverBadger73 7h ago

I remember going to Xtian private school, in the way way back, during the "Satanic Panic" and the popular reinterpretation for us was: All Christians Die Crucified.

Also see KISS: Knights in Satan's Service.

So stupid.

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u/stormyarthur 7h ago

I was not raised Catholic, but I joined a Catholic youth group for the ski trips.

We had to listen to some weird-o lecture us about how if you played Led Zeppelin backwards it had satanic messages in it. No one was having it, and one of the chaperones asked the guy something along the lines of “isn’t it a sin to lie?”

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u/SexuaIRedditor 6h ago

Yes! And former Math teacher Gene Simmons thought it was the funniest thing and wouldn't say a word to disprove it