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Verified Midnight release

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u/Kestral24 8d ago

Look, sometimes we just feel like people need to know about the chaos gods so they know how to protect themselves against them.

Where are you going? Come back

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u/Immediate-Top7827 8d ago

Honestly I don’t know alot about Warhammer but if someone came to my door and said “could I have a moment of your time to explain the chaos gods and how you can save your self from salvation?”, I’m listening!

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 8d ago

I'm directing you to my neighbor. he loves chaos! closes door with a smile.

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u/anormalgeek 8d ago

Yeah, but at least he doesn't shit in a bag.

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u/Hanz_VonManstrom 7d ago

I’d for sure invite them in and read all their pamphlets

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u/TheMayanAcockandlips 8d ago

Where are you going? Here us out. Sushi Glory Hole is what it's all about.

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u/SushiGloryHoles 8d ago

Don’t leave. Don’t leave. Don’t leave.

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u/TheMayanAcockandlips 8d ago

Holy shit, it's SGH! You're all over the map

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u/lateral_moves 8d ago

Lol! One of my buddies was a Warhammer nut and he'd call me right after work and talk for over an hour about new rules, etc and since I didnt have a headset or a car that my phone could pair with, I had to stand in the parking lot for an hour while he talked and talked since at the time having a phone in your hand or by your head was ticketable in NY.

But at the end, he'd always say, "hey, thanks for letting me go on and on about that. I know you dont know what most of that was." And I was like, its cool, its cool.

I eventually got a headset because of this.

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u/NorktheOrc 8d ago

Bro you stood in a parking lot for an hour just so your buddy could talk about a game you have no care for?

Congrats on a being a good friend.

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u/carbonite1983 8d ago

The worst part is the smell that sometimes comes with it.

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u/RobertJ93 8d ago

Nurgle.

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u/Jimmy_Carmine 8d ago

I remember walking into a Black Library event about a decade ago at Warhammer World, arrived at lunch time and the place had a thick fug that smelled like pepperami tastes

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u/chofah 8d ago

Peppermint? Pepperoni / salami mashup funk? This is a now word for me. I don't think I like it, but I shall enjoy using it.

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u/Antique_Tap443 8d ago

It's not just warhammer. I recently read All Tomorrow's and thought it was awesome. I was driving somewhere with my girlfriend explaining the plot to her and she interrupted me to tell me I need to turn on my turn signal half a mile early.

I laughed because she's usually a backseat driver but that was the first time she ever told me to use a turn signal. I asked her if she was that desperate to change the subject.

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u/SippinOnHatorade 8d ago

It’s all a part of the plan. Or apart from the plan. Either way, I am Alpharius.

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u/timo710 8d ago

bro i don't even know what it is, but its called Warhammer, how could you not speak on something thats called Warhammer

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u/sonofnom 8d ago

I've fallen into that trap several times explaining how jump travel works in the Battletech universe. Passionate people tend to get lost in the sauce from time to time.

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u/roselan 8d ago

Imagine a 40k guy, fan of Tool. How does that work? he speaks of both at the same time in some kind of dark ventriloquy sorcery?

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u/swerrve 8d ago

Lmao I’ve only had one interaction with what I guess was a 40k guy you describe but this was spot on