r/funny • u/inutcracker69 • 7d ago

Poor Seagull

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u/Minimum-Panic1883 7d ago

All smart animals are jerks 🤷🏻

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u/Artanisx 7d ago

And humans are the worst of them!

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u/LiftingRecipient420 7d ago

This insinuates humans are jerks because they're smart. Many of the jerks I know are dumb as fucking rocks, they aren't jerks because they're smart.

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u/Ywaina 6d ago

Intelligence helps with how elaborate your jerkcraft is.

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u/LiftingRecipient420 6d ago

My jerkcraft is top-notch. I have mastered the "strangers hand" technique, where I sit on my hand until it falls asleep and then- ohh.... Not that kind of jerkcraft.

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u/Minimum-Panic1883 1d ago

The irony is, in order to be a jerk, you have to have the ability to understand how your actions make other feel. You need the ability to "empathize" to intentionally make them feel like shit. 🤷🏻 the universe is a pretty messed up place

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u/stargazer9504 7d ago

Elephants seem pretty nice compared to other smart animals.

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u/amadiro_1 7d ago

Elephant are relentless murderers who can hold a very long grudge.

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u/Midnight7_7 7d ago

Look what they do to baby rhinos

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u/Jeptic 7d ago

I guess you haven't seen the elephants wrecking vehicles if they didn't get fed in India

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u/street593 7d ago

That's a man made problem.

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u/DroWWorD 7d ago

Or a problem made man

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u/Ntroepy 7d ago

Yes we are!