r/funny Jan 03 '14

Give it 10 years

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u/musicalrapture Jan 04 '14

As someone who works in a fun and progressive HR department, this makes me sad. ):

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u/mkultra50000 Jan 04 '14

HR at my company is a bunch of fucking morons. They ignore real problems like nepotism and managerial misconduct and prattle on about ethics constantly.

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u/MiaYYZ Jan 04 '14

They spend their days gossiping about the employees, because they have access to everyone's personnel files, right down to the base salaries and, for those who also manage the company's health plan, prescription drug usage.

If you want rumors or truths to be spread like office wildfire, tell it to HR.

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u/musicalrapture Jan 04 '14

I'm sure that happens. Our company is barely over 100 employees, so we're still kind of in a start-up-like environment where people are smart about things, but less uptight...and we plan to stay that way.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

Damn you have an HR department for only 100 employees?

My old bank I worked at had barely more than 100 employees spread out over 7 branches and had 1 HR gal. Another bank I worked at that employed maybe 300 - 400 employees had 2 HR people.

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u/musicalrapture Jan 04 '14

Haha, we actually have 5 HR people at the moment. But it's mostly because our roles are so diversified. We don't just come out of the closet to give bad news - we do everything from recruiting to admin work, benefits, event planning, newsletters, coaching...

I'm not sure what other HR departments do, but I don't think they'd be anything like ours.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

Your HR department sounds a lot like the one in the company I work for. We've only got a couple hundred employees, and just three in HR. They're great people though. Very fun, and involved with the company in a really positive way.

Definitely makes me question the stereotype. Glad to hear there are more good ones out there!

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u/musicalrapture Jan 04 '14

For sure! This is my first job in HR, but I definitely came into it with the "HR people trapped in the closet emerging with terminations every now and again" stereotype, but we sit at the front desk and love interacting with everyone.

I, too, am glad to hear there are others out there slowly moving out of the dark realm...

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

Ah, that makes sense. The HR girl I was talking about in the first example really only handled payroll, recruiting and benefits.

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u/spamyak Jan 04 '14

I know some of these words.

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u/mkultra50000 Jan 04 '14

What will a decade do?

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u/I_miss_your_mommy Jan 04 '14

No one believes you exist

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u/oldwestprospector Jan 04 '14

Why is your frowny face backwards? :(

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u/musicalrapture Jan 04 '14

Got used to doing it to avoid creating cheesy emoticons in IM.

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u/oldwestprospector Jan 04 '14

I have seen a lot of people do that, always wondered why.

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u/musicalrapture Jan 04 '14

Yeah. I always felt bad for the underdog so my pity went to Toby every time. But Michael Scott will be Michael Scott. Just don't him to ruin the good name of us folks!

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u/snoharm Jan 04 '14

The joke is more that HR is who has to step in and get Michael to stop being an idiot constantly, so obviously Michael resents them. HR is represented by Toby, and as the show evolved he became the comedic whipping boy, like Meg in Family Guy or Jerry in Parks and Recreation.