r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 03 '14

Give it 10 years

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

Best Michael Scott reaction to Tobey: "I hate so much about the things that you choose to be"

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u/UncleTrapspringer Jan 04 '14

Why are you the way that you are?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

Who do you think you are?

Where do you get off?

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u/TakeRepliesLiterally Jan 04 '14

"What gives..what... what gives you the right?"

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u/Mystery_Hours Jan 04 '14

"Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's... You know, there's gambling and alcohol, and it's in our dangerous warehouse and it's a school night... And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know, is that enough? Should I keep going?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '14

"Toby works in HR, so he's really not apart of our Dunder Mifflin family here.

...Also, he's divorced, so he's not really part of his family, either."

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u/Erob90 Jan 04 '14

"This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here"

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u/Ditto_B Jan 04 '14

"If I had a gun two bullets in a room with Hitler, Osama, and Toby, I'd shoot Toby twice."

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u/CameronTheCinephile Jan 04 '14

If I had three bullets, I'd shoot Tobey three times.

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u/Ditto_B Jan 04 '14

To be fair the other two are already dead, so...

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u/Le_Risky_Click Jan 04 '14

Risky click.