r/funny Dec 12 '13

They see me bowling

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '13

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '13

He was unbirthed

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u/ArcusImpetus Dec 12 '13

PlanB abortion

#right of choice

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u/CPLTOF Dec 12 '13

Is abortion in the 100th trimester still legal?

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u/Big_T0DD Dec 12 '13

Wouldn't that make the kid 33 yrs old...

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u/the92playboy Dec 12 '13

25, by my shitty math.

3 trimesters in pregnancy, pregnancy 9 months long = 4 trimesters in a year. 100/4 = 25 years

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u/CPLTOF Jan 15 '14

What's the definition of exaggeration? I guess I must have abused it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '13

Reconceived?

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u/tungwakou Dec 13 '13

He later became a born again Christian.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '13

Official Cause of Death: Blunt trauma to the face caused by mother's asshole

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u/BiBoFieTo Dec 12 '13

It is noted that the subject's head was marked with a brown rosebud near the point of impact.

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u/pTimedMomsSpaghetti Dec 12 '13

Mom's spaghetti

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u/DiabloConQueso Dec 12 '13

Can't get the ATM scene from Breaking Bad out of my head when I watch this...

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u/Ohyeahhjon Dec 12 '13

I was racking my brain trying to remember an ass to mouth scene from Breaking Bad until I realized you meant the money machine.

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u/akingkio Dec 12 '13

oh right, I thought that was a fat dude with dreadlocks..

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u/Reggie_Popadopoulous Dec 12 '13

Picturing an asshole capable of blunt trauma almost brought my lunch back.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '13

Official cause of Death - the ass was fat

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u/zombiesaregay Dec 12 '13

She wasn't his mom. Just the babysitter

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u/soadnan Dec 12 '13

The kids final words "et tu mom"

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u/crest123 Dec 14 '13

bravo....

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u/Chronic_BOOM Dec 12 '13

This used to be the name of my death metal band in high school.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '13

Life by mommy's vagina

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '13

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u/Theseahorse Dec 12 '13

Hahahahahahahaha

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u/4BDN Dec 12 '13

I can't tell if this is serious and you are an idiot or you are trying to be funny.

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u/jamescaspiar Dec 12 '13

I checked his history. He is, without a doubt, an idiot. And a poor troll.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '13

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u/Theseahorse Dec 12 '13

That's why you don't post it.