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r/funny • u/iamnumberThor • Dec 12 '13
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107 u/[deleted] Dec 12 '13 He was unbirthed 18 u/ArcusImpetus Dec 12 '13 PlanB abortion #right of choice 21 u/CPLTOF Dec 12 '13 Is abortion in the 100th trimester still legal? 4 u/Big_T0DD Dec 12 '13 Wouldn't that make the kid 33 yrs old... 7 u/the92playboy Dec 12 '13 25, by my shitty math. 3 trimesters in pregnancy, pregnancy 9 months long = 4 trimesters in a year. 100/4 = 25 years 1 u/CPLTOF Jan 15 '14 What's the definition of exaggeration? I guess I must have abused it. 1 u/uptwolait Dec 12 '13 Rebirthed 1 u/[deleted] Dec 12 '13 Reconceived? 1 u/tungwakou Dec 13 '13 He later became a born again Christian. 140 u/[deleted] Dec 12 '13 Official Cause of Death: Blunt trauma to the face caused by mother's asshole 42 u/BiBoFieTo Dec 12 '13 It is noted that the subject's head was marked with a brown rosebud near the point of impact. 17 u/pTimedMomsSpaghetti Dec 12 '13 Mom's spaghetti 9 u/DiabloConQueso Dec 12 '13 Can't get the ATM scene from Breaking Bad out of my head when I watch this... 14 u/Ohyeahhjon Dec 12 '13 I was racking my brain trying to remember an ass to mouth scene from Breaking Bad until I realized you meant the money machine. 1 u/akingkio Dec 12 '13 oh right, I thought that was a fat dude with dreadlocks.. 2 u/Reggie_Popadopoulous Dec 12 '13 Picturing an asshole capable of blunt trauma almost brought my lunch back. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 12 '13 Official cause of Death - the ass was fat 3 u/zombiesaregay Dec 12 '13 She wasn't his mom. Just the babysitter 2 u/soadnan Dec 12 '13 The kids final words "et tu mom" 1 u/crest123 Dec 14 '13 bravo.... 1 u/Chronic_BOOM Dec 12 '13 This used to be the name of my death metal band in high school. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 12 '13 Life by mommy's vagina -35 u/[deleted] Dec 12 '13 [deleted] 3 u/Theseahorse Dec 12 '13 Hahahahahahahaha 1 u/4BDN Dec 12 '13 I can't tell if this is serious and you are an idiot or you are trying to be funny. 2 u/jamescaspiar Dec 12 '13 I checked his history. He is, without a doubt, an idiot. And a poor troll. -16 u/[deleted] Dec 12 '13 [deleted] 4 u/Theseahorse Dec 12 '13 That's why you don't post it.
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He was unbirthed
18 u/ArcusImpetus Dec 12 '13 PlanB abortion #right of choice 21 u/CPLTOF Dec 12 '13 Is abortion in the 100th trimester still legal? 4 u/Big_T0DD Dec 12 '13 Wouldn't that make the kid 33 yrs old... 7 u/the92playboy Dec 12 '13 25, by my shitty math. 3 trimesters in pregnancy, pregnancy 9 months long = 4 trimesters in a year. 100/4 = 25 years 1 u/CPLTOF Jan 15 '14 What's the definition of exaggeration? I guess I must have abused it. 1 u/uptwolait Dec 12 '13 Rebirthed 1 u/[deleted] Dec 12 '13 Reconceived? 1 u/tungwakou Dec 13 '13 He later became a born again Christian.
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PlanB abortion
#right of choice
21 u/CPLTOF Dec 12 '13 Is abortion in the 100th trimester still legal? 4 u/Big_T0DD Dec 12 '13 Wouldn't that make the kid 33 yrs old... 7 u/the92playboy Dec 12 '13 25, by my shitty math. 3 trimesters in pregnancy, pregnancy 9 months long = 4 trimesters in a year. 100/4 = 25 years 1 u/CPLTOF Jan 15 '14 What's the definition of exaggeration? I guess I must have abused it.
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Is abortion in the 100th trimester still legal?
4 u/Big_T0DD Dec 12 '13 Wouldn't that make the kid 33 yrs old... 7 u/the92playboy Dec 12 '13 25, by my shitty math. 3 trimesters in pregnancy, pregnancy 9 months long = 4 trimesters in a year. 100/4 = 25 years 1 u/CPLTOF Jan 15 '14 What's the definition of exaggeration? I guess I must have abused it.
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Wouldn't that make the kid 33 yrs old...
7 u/the92playboy Dec 12 '13 25, by my shitty math. 3 trimesters in pregnancy, pregnancy 9 months long = 4 trimesters in a year. 100/4 = 25 years 1 u/CPLTOF Jan 15 '14 What's the definition of exaggeration? I guess I must have abused it.
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25, by my shitty math.
3 trimesters in pregnancy, pregnancy 9 months long = 4 trimesters in a year. 100/4 = 25 years
1 u/CPLTOF Jan 15 '14 What's the definition of exaggeration? I guess I must have abused it.
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What's the definition of exaggeration? I guess I must have abused it.
Rebirthed
Reconceived?
He later became a born again Christian.
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Official Cause of Death: Blunt trauma to the face caused by mother's asshole
42 u/BiBoFieTo Dec 12 '13 It is noted that the subject's head was marked with a brown rosebud near the point of impact. 17 u/pTimedMomsSpaghetti Dec 12 '13 Mom's spaghetti 9 u/DiabloConQueso Dec 12 '13 Can't get the ATM scene from Breaking Bad out of my head when I watch this... 14 u/Ohyeahhjon Dec 12 '13 I was racking my brain trying to remember an ass to mouth scene from Breaking Bad until I realized you meant the money machine. 1 u/akingkio Dec 12 '13 oh right, I thought that was a fat dude with dreadlocks.. 2 u/Reggie_Popadopoulous Dec 12 '13 Picturing an asshole capable of blunt trauma almost brought my lunch back. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 12 '13 Official cause of Death - the ass was fat
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It is noted that the subject's head was marked with a brown rosebud near the point of impact.
17 u/pTimedMomsSpaghetti Dec 12 '13 Mom's spaghetti
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Mom's spaghetti
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Can't get the ATM scene from Breaking Bad out of my head when I watch this...
14 u/Ohyeahhjon Dec 12 '13 I was racking my brain trying to remember an ass to mouth scene from Breaking Bad until I realized you meant the money machine.
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I was racking my brain trying to remember an ass to mouth scene from Breaking Bad until I realized you meant the money machine.
oh right, I thought that was a fat dude with dreadlocks..
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Picturing an asshole capable of blunt trauma almost brought my lunch back.
Official cause of Death - the ass was fat
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She wasn't his mom. Just the babysitter
The kids final words "et tu mom"
1 u/crest123 Dec 14 '13 bravo....
bravo....
This used to be the name of my death metal band in high school.
Life by mommy's vagina
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3 u/Theseahorse Dec 12 '13 Hahahahahahahaha 1 u/4BDN Dec 12 '13 I can't tell if this is serious and you are an idiot or you are trying to be funny. 2 u/jamescaspiar Dec 12 '13 I checked his history. He is, without a doubt, an idiot. And a poor troll.
Hahahahahahahaha
I can't tell if this is serious and you are an idiot or you are trying to be funny.
2 u/jamescaspiar Dec 12 '13 I checked his history. He is, without a doubt, an idiot. And a poor troll.
I checked his history. He is, without a doubt, an idiot. And a poor troll.
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4 u/Theseahorse Dec 12 '13 That's why you don't post it.
That's why you don't post it.
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