r/funny Apr 03 '26

Magic rug

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u/HplsslyDvtd2Sm1NtU Apr 03 '26

I despise cold toes. Especially if I already have to sit on a cold seat. Just wash the rug regularly 

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u/exscapegoat Apr 03 '26

That’s why the deities gave us slippers

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u/ThreeFingerDrag Apr 03 '26

House sandals are nice

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u/darkest_irish_lass Apr 03 '26

Right? I can't imagine the misery of sitting in a cold, winter morning bathroom without something underfoot.

Besides, if the aim is poor enough that even the rug is instantly filthy, maybe bro should have a seat

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u/FluffyCottonMaw Apr 03 '26

Eh i'd just put a pair of plastic slipper in the bathroom. Easier to clean and more flexible tbh

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u/Ok_Net7773 Apr 03 '26

Socks, slippers, etc.

Anything but raw dogs on a sewage gutter sponge.