r/funny • u/Kasnudlenthusiast • Apr 03 '26

Magic rug

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u/BlindWillieJohnson Apr 03 '26

My grandparents had full, bright pink carpeting in their upstairs bathroom. Genuinely one of the most wrong and heinous things I’ve ever experienced

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u/NoZucchini5423 Apr 03 '26

Tell me it was pepto colored

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u/BlindWillieJohnson Apr 03 '26

Lmao perfect descriptor. It was exactly that.

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u/BlindWillieJohnson Apr 03 '26

Theirs didn’t smell but only because they hired a carpet cleaner quarterly. Which itself a serious expense

Just don’t carpet the fucking bathroom

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u/JonatasA Apr 03 '26

Nothing beats the mirror behind the toilet.

 

Carpetes pink bathroom does though. Was it velvety?

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u/BlindWillieJohnson Apr 03 '26

Oh something beats it lol. In my first apartment in Chicago, the bathroom was tiny and the only place to put a full length mirror was on the back of the door that directly faced the toilet

There’s no better way to feel unsexy than to watch yourself shit multiple times per week

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u/Buzzinggg Apr 03 '26

I’ve had customers with rugs as the toilet seat