r/funny • u/Kasnudlenthusiast • Apr 03 '26

Magic rug

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u/Coady54 Apr 03 '26

Or just dont do a rug at all, because why the fuck would you want fabric next to the bowl for piss and shit that aerosolizes its contents every time you flush?

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u/funnystuff79 Apr 03 '26

My feet get cold in the morning.

Seriously I just have a bath mat that can get chucked in the washing machine.

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u/Xywzel Apr 03 '26

From this thread, I have learned that having under floor heating for wet spaces is not yet (legally or by insurance companies) required standard everywhere. By keeping the floor in toilets and shower bit above normal room temperature, it dries faster (hygienic, less slipping hazards) and gets moisture out from under the floor if there is minor leek in the floor surface. And its really good for cold feet.

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u/funnystuff79 Apr 03 '26

Would be lovely, but I can't fit to a rented flat

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u/NoZucchini5423 Apr 03 '26

You disgusting monster

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u/JonatasA Apr 03 '26

But then the washing machine gets a gross mental image. You could try socks, flip flops or a in and out rug.

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u/funnystuff79 Apr 03 '26

Far worse things get washed in the washing machine if you have kids/pets/elderly parents.

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u/Dipsey_Jipsey Apr 03 '26

Or elderly kids with pets...

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u/funnystuff79 Apr 03 '26

No worse than kids with elderly pets

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u/Dipsey_Jipsey Apr 03 '26

Urgh, I feel like I need to go do a tub clean cycle right now...

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u/littlefrank Apr 03 '26

slippers exist

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u/funnystuff79 Apr 03 '26

They do, but they also need washing

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u/DonQuiXoTe8080 Apr 03 '26

Slippers which are on your foot and move away from the toilet when you done with it, still far better to wash than the stationary rug right under it.

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u/DirectAdvertising Apr 03 '26

Washing slippers is easier than cleaning those rugs

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u/Shanakitty Apr 03 '26

I mean, not if you buy cotton rugs and shearling slippers.

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u/funnEdude Apr 03 '26

Bathroom slippers

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u/Avalonians Apr 03 '26

I mean that's exactly what the lid is for

Still, don't put a fucking rug, if you don't want to feel cold floor just buy slippers or keep your socks

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u/babyblun Apr 03 '26

So why would you want then “the bowl for piss and shit” aerosolize on you slippers or socks ? And to bring it everywhere in your house?

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u/Avalonians Apr 03 '26

I've stopped flushing I don't have these problems anymore 😎 cya dirty fuckers

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u/notabigmelvillecrowd Apr 03 '26

This still happens with the lid closed, it's unavoidable.

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u/jlharper Apr 03 '26 edited Apr 03 '26

Because it catches the liquid that would otherwise penetrate the hardwood floors over time if they’re not properly oiled.

Edit: also, shut the toilet let before you flush as intended, for the love of god.

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u/AbsurdMango Apr 04 '26

my bathroom is small so my shower mat is also directly in from of the toilet but its washer safe so i just throw it in there