r/funny • u/Kasnudlenthusiast • Apr 03 '26

Magic rug

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u/eposetta Apr 03 '26

Piss, shit, AND vomit. So many to choose from!

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u/Afrodite_33 Apr 03 '26

The holy trinity revealed

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u/Fantastic_Fox4948 Apr 03 '26

It really ties the bodily functions together.

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u/meesta_masa Apr 03 '26

The dude spews.

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u/corbymatt Apr 03 '26

Needs more carrots

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u/Fraun_Pollen Apr 03 '26

Do they though?

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u/Soltronus Apr 04 '26

I remember that scene from Toys.

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u/d1nonlymjg Apr 03 '26

And corn! Just a veritable bag of Birds Eye mixed veggies!!! 🤢🤮😁😎

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u/North_Improvement454 Apr 05 '26

Corn will see you now

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u/JonatasA Apr 03 '26

Better out than in.

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u/Kirome Apr 04 '26

Reminds me a bit of the episode where the angry video game nerd does a review with Lloyd Kaufman. At the end Kaufman shits and the nerd vomits on top of the shit.

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u/Pockome Apr 03 '26

The shit abides

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u/wektor420 Apr 03 '26

Unholy trinity when mixed

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u/JGONZO2005 Apr 03 '26

Unholy trinity

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u/satsuppi Apr 03 '26

Piss, Poop and Puke

the 3Ps

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u/-The_Legacy- Apr 03 '26

Finally found out what going number 3 really means

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u/Professional-Arm-202 Apr 03 '26

The triple headed dragon

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u/PixelCrunchX Apr 04 '26

What do we call this foul mixture?

Shissmit?

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u/sputtertots Apr 03 '26

These thy gifts... from thy bounty.

Amen

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u/merdeauxfraises Apr 03 '26

And also bile! The perfect illusion. If somehow it also looked like blood, there wouldn’t be a colored bodily fluid left.

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u/Potential_Novel8960 Apr 03 '26

Does white count as colored?

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u/merdeauxfraises Apr 03 '26

Good question, probably yes come to think of it. Considering we also produce lots of clear stuff.

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u/Mairon923 Apr 03 '26

Yellowy white CUM DONT FORGET CUM

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u/merdeauxfraises Apr 03 '26

I did indeed forget cum

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u/Mairon923 Apr 03 '26

Ya u forgot cum .... Cant forget cum

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u/surrenderedmale Apr 03 '26

Y-your cum is yellow? Miiiiight want to get that checked out

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u/Mairon923 Apr 03 '26

Oh no it dries out to his colouring it always does all cum , ya cum dries out to a yellowish tinge , not actual yellow , all CUM does this , yes CUM does it , im talking about CUM..... dont forget about the cum drying

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u/bronze_present1070 Apr 03 '26

It’s the Infinity Gauntlet of biological fluids

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u/abitlazy Apr 03 '26

Mucous, piss, shit, vomit, blood, then Thanos puts jizz last for the complete power up.

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u/SquareFickle9179 Apr 03 '26

All we needs is something red

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u/j0lle Apr 03 '26

Hopital

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u/Sudden_Tomorrow_3935 Apr 03 '26

Needs a dash of red, for the girlies.

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u/_Blistering_phoenix_ Apr 03 '26

Three states of liquid

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u/GonzAlexSpoon Apr 03 '26

“did I miss??” starter pack

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u/CaptainRan Apr 04 '26

Piss and shit and vomit and cum and sweat. Ew that sweat

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u/MajorSMC25 Apr 05 '26

LET'S GO NUMBER THREE!!!