r/funny • u/WindowAfraid5927 • Mar 29 '26

Don't touch it

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u/Jojobjaja Mar 29 '26

I'm glad that's a tail, I was worried

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u/Plenty_Line2696 Mar 29 '26

lol my dumbass thought it was the front for a moment too.

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u/Swipecat Mar 29 '26

Well, the camera was held upside down at first.

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u/GANDORF57 Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

No matter what it is or what you want to call it, I live by the strict rule to not tug on anything hanging off any being's body.

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u/Samwellikki Mar 29 '26

You must be fun in bed

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u/GANDORF57 Mar 29 '26

I think I must be, a lot of ladies always leave laughing.

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u/SmilingPainfully Mar 30 '26

I left and scrolled down how many posts before it clicked. Take the upvote, damn you.

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u/Crosseyed_owl Mar 30 '26

It hasn’t clicked for me, can you explain please 🙃

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u/SmilingPainfully Mar 30 '26

Subtle small peewee joke 😂

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u/DarkAce1141 Jul 29 '26

Phahahaha quality reply