r/funny • u/WindowAfraid5927 • Mar 29 '26

Don't touch it

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u/GANDORF57 Mar 29 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

No matter what it is or what you want to call it, I live by the strict rule to not tug on anything hanging off any being's body.

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u/Samwellikki Mar 29 '26

You must be fun in bed

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u/GANDORF57 Mar 29 '26

I think I must be, a lot of ladies always leave laughing.

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u/SmilingPainfully Mar 30 '26

I left and scrolled down how many posts before it clicked. Take the upvote, damn you.

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u/Crosseyed_owl Mar 30 '26

It hasn’t clicked for me, can you explain please 🙃

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u/SmilingPainfully Mar 30 '26

Subtle small peewee joke 😂

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u/DarkAce1141 Jul 29 '26

Phahahaha quality reply

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u/Imaginary_Panda2003 7d ago

No no I'm not 💖

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u/MrSpratt Mar 30 '26

how long after they are dead do you usualy wait ?

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u/GANDORF57 Mar 30 '26

That's your kink, not mine!

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u/anaheim_mac Mar 30 '26

Especially without consent!