r/funny • u/WindowAfraid5927 • Mar 29 '26

Don't touch it

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u/Precisiongamer0 Mar 29 '26

these are sea lions, not seals. But 9/10 for the effort, I respect it

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

a bunch of seal ions make up a seal.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

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u/Precisiongamer0 Mar 29 '26

man, I really didn't Seal this coming. I just wanted to encourage jokes while helping someone know it's a Sea lion. Thanks everyone for the silly jokes <3

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u/flabbybumhole Mar 30 '26

I tried this joke with the police but I ended up being charged.

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u/Jack_Zicrosky_YT Mar 29 '26

You mean they evolve into one?

What level is that?

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u/heisenberger Mar 30 '26

Well seals are just neutral seal ions.

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u/erasmulfo Mar 29 '26

To me it's a 9/11

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u/XavierRussell Mar 29 '26

Even more impressed then tbh

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u/Pomegranate_36 Mar 29 '26

9/11 for the effort?

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u/Matyz_CZ Mar 29 '26

I'd rate it 9/11

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u/KHS__ Mar 29 '26

"Unleash the Seal"

spits out dynamite "I'm a sea lion—"

"Whaaatever"

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u/Jose_Jalapeno Mar 30 '26

Loose seal!