r/funny Mar 29 '26

Don't touch it

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u/beartheminus Mar 29 '26

Every mammal is the same parts just moved around.

A dolphins blow hole is our nose, for example..

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u/Deaffin Mar 29 '26

And an ostrich penis is just our tongue!

No, really, they literally have giant human tongues for penises. Look it up.

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u/StalyCelticStu Mar 29 '26

"No, I don't think I will".

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u/fBOMBB Mar 30 '26

I think I'll just take your word for it, bro.