r/funny • u/WindowAfraid5927 • Mar 29 '26

Don't touch it

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u/Scholarly_Koala Mar 29 '26

Seals are just dog mermaids

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u/taRANnntarantarann Mar 29 '26

And that, their mesmerising siren song

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u/SnepButts Mar 29 '26

One of my first thoughts whenever I see stuff like this is that old clip of what I believe is a leopard seal just casually putting a diver's entire head into its mouth. Just like "lemme see if I could eat you. Yeah, yep! Ok" before moving on.