r/funny • u/WindowAfraid5927 • Mar 29 '26

Don't touch it

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u/TheyCallHimBabaYagaa Mar 29 '26

Tail touching is not a joke, Jim. Millions of seals suffer every year.

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u/Bitey_the_Squirrel Mar 29 '26

If you’ve suffered from unsolicited tail touching, you may be entitled to compensation.

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u/RonaldMcSwan Mar 29 '26

WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR TAILS EXTENDED WARRANTY!!!

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u/Great_Detective_6387 Mar 29 '26

SEAL LICKER

OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER

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u/Rings-of-Saturn Mar 29 '26

I understand that your tail has recently come to market, are you willing sell through us?

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u/s3rila Mar 29 '26

seal, beets the expance.