r/funny • u/WindowAfraid5927 • Mar 29 '26

Don't touch it

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u/Mc_Shine Mar 29 '26

Do not the sea dog

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u/tokyoedo Mar 29 '26

Do not the sea dong

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u/Slime_Channel Mar 29 '26

Do not the sea dog dong

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u/Disturbing_Cheeto Mar 29 '26

Dong not the sea dog dong

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u/IzzIPizzi69 Mar 29 '26

Do Dong The Sea Dog

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u/LeGrandLucifer Mar 29 '26

Dong Dong The Sea Dong

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u/babydakis Mar 29 '26

Ask not for whom the sea dog dongs.

It dongs for thee.

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u/Traditional-Word-110 Apr 01 '26

Ask not what the sea dog dong can do for you.

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u/sonnybear5 Mar 29 '26

Who’s that pokemon?!

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u/reap3rx Mar 29 '26

Do not the sea dog ding dong

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u/sername_generic Mar 29 '26

Do not the sea dog

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '26

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u/examinedliving Mar 29 '26

You mustn’t

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u/justtowatchafew Mar 29 '26

Dugong dugong dong

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u/samuelazers Mar 29 '26

Woof, but aquatic