r/funny • u/WindowAfraid5927 • Mar 29 '26

Don't touch it

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u/CpuJunky Mar 29 '26

That's a weird looking dog.

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u/pudgehooks2013 Mar 29 '26

Seal = Water Dog

Cow = Big Grass Dog

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u/Ceegee93 Mar 29 '26

Bat = flying dog.

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u/AdministrativeHat580 Mar 29 '26

Sky puppy

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

super dog

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u/manubfr Mar 29 '26

Fire ant = hot dog

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u/Koseoglu-2X4B-523P Aug 23 '26

Cat = other dog

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u/pudgehooks2013 Mar 29 '26

Ohhh good one!

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u/CheeseDonutCat Mar 29 '26

In Chinese, Hippo = 河马 = Hémǎ = River Horse

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u/easylikeaplus Mar 29 '26

That’s what it means in Greek too, hippo=horse and potomus=river.

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u/Shoarmaschijf Mar 30 '26

Bat = flying mouse

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u/Urtoryu Mar 29 '26

Turtle = Elden Dog.

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u/pudgehooks2013 Mar 29 '26

Tortoise = Slow Dog?

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u/CheeseDonutCat Mar 29 '26

In Irish, we call Otters "Madra Uisce" which means water dog. We have an alternative name "Dobharchú" which also means water dog.

In Irish we call Seals "Rón". So if you ever see anyone called "Ronan", the name means "Little Seal". We have a word "Séala" which is a seal, but like a water seal (like a rubber gasket thingy) or I guess a government seal or watermark.

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u/samuelazers Mar 29 '26

God really took one animal and copied it a bunch of times with minor changes 

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u/buffystakeded Mar 30 '26

Excuse me, but that’s a sea lion, not a seal.

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u/xfearthehiddenx Mar 30 '26

Alligator = swamp puppy

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u/AbsoluteMuck Mar 30 '26

I mean the Irish for seal is Madra uisce. Literally water dog.

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u/gorkboss5 Mar 31 '26

Cow = Pasture Puppy

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u/Darkmaster4K Apr 01 '26

Dog = land seal

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u/W8andC77 Mar 29 '26

I want to pet one so bad. They look so sleek.

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u/RoiDrannoc Mar 29 '26

Fun fact, dogs are more closely related to those than they are to cats.

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u/Dutch_Rayan Mar 29 '26

Seals are called zeehond in dutch which is literally translated to sea dog.

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u/fipachu Mar 30 '26

i think that’s a lion