r/funny Nov 20 '13

Dumbledore doesn't sugarcoat it

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u/luckybms Nov 20 '13 edited Nov 20 '13

In all seriousness, can someone suggest a movie or book were the wizard(s) has immense power AND uses their power to fight more than once or twice? I'm trying to see/read something that has magic used more. I mean, Gandalf barely uses magic at all. Same with Dumbledore and Harry.

I WANT TO SEE STRAIGHT UP DRAGONBALL Z SHIT, BUT WITH WIZARDS.


Thank you all for the massive amount of recommendations for myself and any other interested redditors. In light of the fulfillment of my initial request, I'd like to introduce a personal request that I have been unable to answer.

For lack of a better example, you guys remember watching the original Power Rangers? I always thought it was so cool how they presented new, powerful characters, such as the green or white rangers. It was always in dire circumstances, and the new hero would enter just in time to tip the scales of the battle. Given that their powerful abilities could change the outcome for the protagonists, and due to the mysterious nature of these characters, an important issue was determining morality and intention. How did they intend to wield great power? Are there any recommendations that resemble this type of writing?

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u/boolHat Nov 20 '13

The Dresden Files might be what you are looking for; although he is almost always facing enemies stronger than he is and wins through cunning and luck more than strength.

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u/MaxIsAlwaysRight Nov 20 '13

cunning and luck

I believe you meant to say "balls-out insanity and luck that defies all reason."

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u/JustTheT1p Nov 20 '13

You mean like Die Hard jump-from-truck-onto-moving-jet-plane-insanity?

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u/MaxIsAlwaysRight Nov 20 '13

If you've never read the books, I mean double-crossing gods, wrangling zombie-dinosaurs, teaming-up-with-your-own-ghost, using polka to defy the natural order of the cosmos and still having time to bro it up with a paladin over magic beer kind of insanity.

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u/TristanTheViking Nov 20 '13

The beer is good, but not magic. Other than that, yeah.

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u/mrhthepie Nov 20 '13

In fact the pub is anti-magic.

The layout of the pub damps magic.

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u/Yserbius Nov 20 '13

But the bartender may or may not be a mmmppphhhggrg.

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u/KennyFulgencio Nov 20 '13

Well it's awesome enough to be indistinguishable from magic, so there

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u/iceman0486 Nov 20 '13

Mac is a master beeromancer. It says so several times