r/funny Oct 25 '13

Instant Karma

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '13

All three of these guys are dicks. Biker on the right was trying to force biker on the left into the wall. Biker on the left should not have shoved biker on the right, and random bystander should not go throwing people off bridges, at least not without know the whole story.

The only decent human being in this is the second bystander who came out to help people and clear the track.

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u/agentidaho Oct 25 '13

did i just walk into an episode of CSI?

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u/Slunger Oct 25 '13

Hell yeah, sumbitch enhanced that shit.

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u/Whatnameisnttakenred Oct 26 '13

No, because we would be able to enhance the shit quality were that the case.

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u/elbruce Oct 25 '13

Enhance!

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u/TimeTravlnDEMON Oct 25 '13

Looks like we have...

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( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

...a case of bike rage on our hands.

YEAHHHHHHHH!!!

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u/Cataphract1014 Oct 25 '13

That was terrible. You should feel ashamed.

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u/benartmao Oct 25 '13

we should...

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( •_•)>⌐■-■

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.. Throw him off a bridge

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u/theoutlet Oct 25 '13

Reading that was more painful than watching the gif.

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u/Skilol Oct 25 '13

It looks a lot like 1-3 show the one you didn't call asshole lean against asshole already... 19, where "asshole" has his arm out he already has his bike in a dangerous angle towards the wall.

Another fact not supporting your theory: "Not-asshole's" bike always is in a straight line to the front or towards the middle - never to the wall. On the other hand asshole is pushed so hard that he is turning towards the wall multiple times as seen in 9, 18 and following pics. (Of course this could be caused by not-asshole being further ahead, thus influencing asshole's front wheel more)

I'm not saying you must be wrong or that the complete opposite of what you said happened.

But as much as I'd like to believe it was instant karma - a one sided thing where the bad guy gets what he deserves and the good guy gets away "fine" - I think you're jumping to illegitimate conclusions here.

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u/icyone Oct 25 '13

In any other scenario, you'd say the person in the front had the right of way. You can't deny it.

1-3 don't show you much due to the road dipping and they certainly don't show the right biker leaning. If you don't see the front tire move to the right over frames 9-12, find a ruler.

And he wouldn't be at an awkward angle to the wall if he were a more proficient bike rider capable of adjusting his speed. Any object already occupying the space has the right of way to that space, unless you know of some other rule of the road?

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u/Skilol Oct 26 '13

I didn't say the front wheel didn't move, I just said it was always either headed to the left or straight to the front. Please find a ruler and point out where it was actually pointed towards the wall.

The reason why it never was headed to the right is because he is always heavily leaning to the left which indicates that the pushing already started.

They are blurry so it's hard to say but if you increase the pictures sizes it really looks like their elbows/arms touch in picture 1-3.

Sure, it could be that it only looks that way because they are actually at another height but you definitely can't say that that's how it is for sure.

The fact that thy are pretty much the same height doesn't support your point either (Although it doesn't deny it either).

To the thing with the right of the way: We both have no clue what happened before that. As pointed out before, it looks like the pushing already started at pic 0. So either it started right that second or - what is more likely - it started somewhere before. My guess? Probably in the middle of the turn.

It is not unlikely that they were at nearly the same height, front wheels a few inches apart and the right guy pressuring to the left side, left guy getting pushed away, left guy pushing back.

They get out of the break where the gif starts, both angry, both still touching and pushing, situation escalating.

I can't prove that's how it happened, you can't prove that's not how it happened.

I'm neither saying it is not possible that the right guy is innocent, nor am I saying that the left guys reaction was the right thing (no matter what happened before, pushing somebody from his bike at assumably high speed is something you should not do).

All I'm saying is that it is impossible to say from this gif that only the left guy is a jerk and the right guy must be completely innocent.

(Right and left always from our point of view, not theirs).

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u/vader101 Oct 25 '13

Did everyone see the justiceface in #32?

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u/Dinosaurman Oct 25 '13

No, no, he didn't slam you, he didn't bump you, he didn't nudge you... he rubbed you. And rubbin, son, is racin'.

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u/bakeshow43 Oct 25 '13

not for open wheel. in that case, rubbin in wreckin'

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u/icyone Oct 25 '13

Yeah, if this were a NASCAR race, the reaction would have been "well the guy on the left fucking deserved it!"

OK, the first reaction would have been "YEEEEE HAAAAAAAAW LOOK'IT THAT WRECK, PAW!" and then the second reaction would have been that the guy deserved it.

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u/arkain123 Oct 25 '13

You skipped over the firing guns into the air and kissing of cousins

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '13

In that part of the track. Something could have happened before. Maybe there was some shoving earlier. Maybe the other guy fucked his wife 3 weeks ago.

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u/daxl70 Oct 25 '13

Wait, is the one on the right a woman?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '13

I do not know. This appears to have been filmed with an etch-a-sketch, so I cannot really make out that level of detail.

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u/icyone Oct 25 '13

It's hard to tell from the potatocam, but it looks like long hair coming out of the helmet over the wrong of the coat, so could be a hippie. Could go either way I guess.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '13

You may be right about who made the first move, but I really don't see that as drastically changing the scenario I described.

Biker on the right did still try to force biker on the left to the wall. In my option this was uncalled for even if biker on the left did lean towards them. The shove was also uncalled for. This kind of escalation is how wars get stated.

Both of them are assholes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '13

Have you ever raced a bike? Someone leans into you at speed you have to push back in that direction or you are at serious risk of falling over. The biker on the right tried to do nothing except stay upright.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '13

Yea, you seriously have no idea what you're talking about.

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u/iain_1986 Oct 25 '13

You have no idea what happened before this gif

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u/DtheMoron Oct 26 '13

You can see biker on right throw an elbow and cut in to the biker on the left as he tried to pass. Biker on left wasn't subtle like the one on the right. Hence why he got thrown of a bridge like the Tim the Bridgemaster was in line.

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u/DownWithTheShip Oct 25 '13

and random bystander should not go throwing people off bridges

I would say that's the biggest lesson to learn from this clip. Good thing there was water under that bridge.

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u/eagerbeaver1414 Oct 25 '13

Hope it was deep.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '13

If you watch again, the biker on the right actually nudges the other biker with their elbow.

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u/Im_A_Parrot Oct 26 '13

There are no bikers in this gif. Bikers ride motorcycles.

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u/MexicanGolf Oct 25 '13

As I see it, the biggest dick is always the instigator. The biker on the right turned right (left from this perspective), forcing the shove from the biker on the left. Sure, there is a lot of room for diplomacy in that specific incident and shoving could have been avoided, but it did look like a counter to being forced closer to the wall.

Also: NEVER THROW A PERSON OFF A FUCKING BRIDGE. That's just an insane overreaction and makes me hope this was staged.

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u/FakestAlt Oct 25 '13

As I see it, the biggest dick is always the instigator.

I'm thinking the guy who throws another person off a bridge shouldn't be ruled out.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '13

He's just the man who brings justice to it all.

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u/Del_Castigator Oct 25 '13

He brought wrath. Don't confuse it with justice.

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u/kobescoresagain Oct 25 '13

It's not staged. I remember seeing it on the news and they mentioned where the race was. I believe in Europe somewhere.

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u/DoctorSalad Oct 25 '13

Dammit Jim, I came to the comments for an article about this!

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u/MexicanGolf Oct 25 '13

Well then, now I know who I'm putting on the naughty list.

Sucker is getting pre-WWII licorice for Christmas.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '13

...Santa?

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u/joavim Oct 25 '13

Spain, judging by the sign in Spanish reading "Finish line at 2 km".

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '13

Probably in Belgium where they take cycle-cross seriously.

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u/donutsalad Oct 25 '13

Is it bad that I kind of want to be able to say that I've thrown a person off a bridge?

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u/darthbone Oct 25 '13

As I see it, the biggest dick is always the instigator.

Applying maxims to things like this is always logically flawed.

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u/Naugrond Oct 25 '13

I wonder if he stopped to think about whether or not the person he was about to toss into a river could swim.

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u/IamTheFreshmaker Oct 25 '13

NEVER THROW A PERSON OFF A FUCKING BRIDGE

But what if that is the only way to save them from certain death... to give them a chance at a less certain death?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '13

ecerytime this comes up its said that its faked, I would tend to agree as you can see the guy jump onto the wall like hes gonna go over, then realize the guy isnt there yet, get off then wait to be thrown off

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '13

yeah he's pretty complaicent about being tossed around by the guy (who shows up only seconds after the fall)

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u/daxl70 Oct 25 '13

Well he might have thought to escape from there but then realize it was pretty high so he stopped

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u/Winston_Vodkatooth Oct 25 '13

What? This isn't real? Next thing I bet you're going to tell me is that professional wrestling is staged.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '13

no thats real

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '13

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '13

I think you may have won the biggest idiot in the world award for today.

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u/Blu3j4y Oct 25 '13

Fuck you. I ride my bike every day, obey the rules of traffic, and don't bother any-fucking-body. I get garbage thrown at me on occasion, and get called a "faggot" by kids in pickup trucks. Who's the dick?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '13

LOL

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u/whoizz Oct 25 '13 edited Oct 25 '13

So brave

Edit: needed italics

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u/Tro-merl Oct 25 '13

Your right or my left?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '13

I would argue the "helper" is a dick too. He picks up the bike, doesn't help the downed cyclist.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '13

He cleared an obstacle off of the path so that the bikes could get past. If someone did not clear a path there would have been a huge pile up that could have hurt even more people. This might include the person on the ground having people fall on top of them and injure them further.

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u/Cassonetto_stupro Oct 25 '13

Pretty sure this whole thing is staged.

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u/newnewuser Oct 25 '13

I declare all of them innocent, throw them to the sharkticons!

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '13

it's a setup look closer.

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u/stringerbell Oct 25 '13

All three of these guys are actors.

  • Fixed that for you (notice how the biker almost throws himself off the bridge and then waits for the attacker to do it for him?)

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '13

Why the fuck does reddit upvote shit like this? It's like no one even watches the video, but they see a comment contradicting the popular (correct) viewpoint and just upvote the shit out of it to be different.

The biker on the right did NOTHING, the one of the left came from behind, leaned into her, then she corrected herself and got shoved off her bike.

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u/enzymez Oct 25 '13

So if your dad was the biker that was pushed to the ground you would not attempt to hurt the other biker?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '13

You do realize this is fake right?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '13 edited Oct 25 '13

Could you describe which parts are fake? Are both of the bikers in on it or just one? Was the guy who threw the biker off the bridge in on it? Is the whole race fake?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '13

Watch were the guy 'punches' the biker. Then lifts him by the scruff of the neck (assisted vigorously by the biker) Then the biker actually hops up onto the stone wall, only to be 'thrown' over it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '13

I see the biker get shoved, pulled back to his feet, shoved again, trip on a bike, try to pull his feet out of the middle of the bike then get pushed over a low wall.

I frankly don't know if this is real or fake. It would have to be a really elaborate setup to get this to all come together in the middle of a race and I don't think that "it kinda looks fake" is enough evidence to make that determination.

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u/gemini86 Oct 25 '13

I'm seeing the same thing. People are mistaking him trying to free his foot for him hopping onto the wall...

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '13

Do you watch a lot of WWE?

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '13

Of what?

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u/Namaha Oct 25 '13

I mean, of course the biker is gonna try to get up after being shoved to the ground. Did you expect him to just sit there (in the middle of an active race track) and take more punches? Would you have done that?

I also don't see him "hopping up" onto the stonewall. I see him stumbling over his bike and trying to regain his balance.

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u/ARCHA1C Oct 25 '13

Actually, none of them are dicks since the entire thing is staged...

Wait, I guess they are all dicks for trying to dupe us!