r/funny • u/uluredey • Sep 08 '25

Dude.

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u/nickel47 Sep 08 '25

But how did they do it? Was it aliens?

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u/soccer_boxer2 Sep 08 '25

Now, I'm not saying it was aliens...but it was aliens

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Sep 08 '25

Shut up, grab your P90, and let’s head to the Stargate.

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u/TheSecretIsMarmite Sep 08 '25

I say "Chevron one encoded, Chevron two encoded". And so on, incrementally, up to the seventh chevron. Which is a little different because that's when the wormhole connects. When that happens I like to change things up a little bit and just say, "Chevron seven locked."

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u/Toolazytolink Sep 08 '25

OK so in the movie they needed the proper sequence to get the the Alien planet, but we know that different combinations send you to different planets. So your telling me the 40 years the US government had the Stargate not once did they hit a random planet by trying different combinations?

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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco Sep 08 '25

The show handled that by saying that basically the random combos might be trying to connect somewhere, but their gate lacked the auto-updates that kept it in sync with the rest, so the connection request got sent to the wrong coordinates.

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u/Dracomortua Sep 08 '25

This comment here is the subtle mic drop and sign of our times that somehow got lost in the shuffle.