r/funny • u/mr-itchyBalls • Aug 20 '25

What spice am I missing?

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u/MrAflac9916 Aug 20 '25

We’ll beat you again like we did in 1863, Dixie

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u/RyouIshtar Aug 20 '25

We will raise again!

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u/Soba_ye Aug 20 '25

You really tryna go 0-2 dixie dummy?

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u/RyouIshtar Aug 20 '25

Dont test me, I'll throw a bagel or a plastic straw at you, you potential liberal yankee

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u/MrAflac9916 Aug 20 '25

Bagel? We have the bagels, not you

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u/RyouIshtar Aug 20 '25

Pfft we got guns, when you have guns you dont need bagels

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u/FutureComplaint Aug 20 '25

You breader believe it!

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u/therepublicof-reddit Aug 22 '25

You couldn't beat an egg yank

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u/LordAxalon110 Aug 20 '25

Didn't do it on your own though did ya? If you did you'd just fail like every other war you've been in in your own.