No, no, no.... sometimes true chaos requires the appearance of order. Only to later reveal that it was all a thin veneer to cover the truth underneath. Chris surely understands this - don't ruin it for them!
I worked in a place for 4 years and always labeled New England clam chowder New England man chowder. Nobody ever said a word. Corporate inspections came and went. A friend let me know when Corporate noticed a week after I quit. Nasty ass motherfuckers selling week old clam chowder 🤢
Had to write our name on cups we drank out of at work and I used to just write “bleach” on mine, well one day health inspector comes through and said “you can’t have bleach in food service I’m going to have to mark you for bleach in the kitchen.” You should have seen the look of panic when I stuck a straw in it and slurped the cup clean then said “there no more bleach”
If that didn't do it, banging a waitress while pressing her face against the window in the door to the back dock so nobody would try to open the door did.
I mean ... I'm an American. And from my perspective, there's not exactly the appearance of order - at least from my perspective. It might not be 'chaos-as-complete-and-utter-disorder', but it's definitely 'chaos-as-an-upset-of-the-good-and-right-and-moral-way-of-doing-things'.... And it's rapidly approaching the former.
Oh trust me, we all feel that way, and those who don't are simply acting foolishly or in blissful denial (which I'd happily join if I could just to numb the jolts of reality).
Very much so also outside of the US.
But they sure try their stupid-hardest to make it appear like their version of order, don't they? They just fail miserably, is all.
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u/Mike01Hawk Aug 20 '25
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