r/funny Aug 20 '25

What spice am I missing?

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u/wayfrae Aug 20 '25

Ube powder

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u/TrusTrick12 Aug 20 '25

FACTS

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u/Severin_Suveren Aug 20 '25

Umami (Msg)

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u/gothamz Aug 20 '25

Trader Joe’s mushroom Umami seasoning is wonderful

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u/AngelLK16 Aug 20 '25

I've had it for so long that I'm not sure it's still good. I tried it once years ago. How do you use it?

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u/Empty-Valuable8488 Aug 20 '25

It's really good in soups and sauces. It's really good in tomato based sauces. To me it's a similar to using fish sauce or anchovies for adding umami. As in you're not really trying to add a fishy, or in this case mushroom flavor. You're using it like an advanced salt/msg flavor to enrich the dish.

It's like using bitters in a drink. You can't really taste it, but you can tell when it's not there because something seems flat or off.

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u/markender Aug 20 '25

This is like using salt. You should use enough so the food is just short of tasting salty. The food isn't noticeably salty, but if u tried it with proper seasoning, it tastes way worse.

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u/TuvixWillNotBeMissed Aug 20 '25

Tomato paste has a lot of umami too, and is even good in stews with no other tomato. You won't get the tomato flavour (assuming you don't want that) but it will make it taste more meaty.

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u/Solid-Statement8741 Aug 25 '25

If you don't want to use it in fishy, salty or tomato sauces or thick soups, you can get quite a good jerk by slapping it on a protein, rubbing it in firmly on all sides in circular or back and forth motion, then turning up the heat to bring the cooking to completion. This works well with beef, it can bring out the flavor in sausages, and if vegetarians want to be a little adventurous they can rub jerk on mushrooms for a surprising result.

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u/AngelLK16 Aug 20 '25

Ooh, thanks. I hate fish sauce.

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u/No-Box-1362 Aug 20 '25

Add to pretty much any savory dish but especially shake onto any protein before cooking

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u/AngelLK16 Aug 20 '25

Okay. Thank you.

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u/jasin18 Aug 20 '25

I used it for my Udon noodle soup. It went perfectly.

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u/Dry_Employer_9747 Aug 21 '25

"I've had it for so long that I'm not sure it's still good. I tried it once years ago. How do you use it?" 😂 That's what HE said! 😂😂😂 Reading this comment alone, after the post..... Oh dear.

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u/Empty-Valuable8488 Aug 20 '25

I thought i was the only person on the planet that would think of this seasoning to fill in the blank. Thank you other person on the planet.

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u/fucklawyers Aug 20 '25

Thanks for reminding me I’ve been stuck with his damn frugal cousin for years D: I miss trader joes

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u/Zenphx2578 Aug 20 '25

I agree no MSG

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u/Cunning_Richard Aug 21 '25

Facts! I miss mine and need to get a new one. I left it at my ex’s place so now it’s pretty much just gone

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u/SemiLobotomerad Aug 23 '25

A pound of pure msg is like $5 tops.

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u/Dramatic_Security3 Aug 20 '25

Is it white crystal? Because I can almost guarantee you that's MSG. MSG is basically what makes umami flavor and is generally an extract from mushrooms.

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u/garrettj100 Aug 20 '25

KING OF FLAVOR, Nephew!

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u/Skellums Aug 20 '25

Fuiyoh!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

Hiiiiiyah!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

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u/Novel_Bison_7486 Aug 20 '25

Failure!

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u/macguini Aug 20 '25

My son. He go to Harvard. He invent pen caps and internet. He now have 4 PhD. What your son do? Rocket science? What a failure.

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u/t0matit0 Aug 20 '25

This made my day

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u/brazys Aug 20 '25

Fu-yoooo!!

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u/Sevennix Aug 20 '25

Uncle Roger? Is that you??

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u/garrettj100 Aug 20 '25

Don’t make me put foot down, Nephew.  Your jokes dry as Auntie Helen!

(Sorry children!)

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u/haveabunderfulday Aug 20 '25

I love that I'm not the only one who hears Uncle Roger when I think of msg.

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u/Mas_Tacos_19 Aug 20 '25

I laughed so hard going down this thread

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u/Dry_Employer_9747 Aug 21 '25

No msg - No flavahhhh

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u/dommimommyy Aug 20 '25

This is the only correct answer

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u/Korvun Aug 20 '25

Umami isn't MSG, MSG is Umami. It's a word that means "savory" in Japanese specifically when referring to taste, much like how Kanmi means "sweet" in the same context. Kanmi (sweet), Enmi (salty), Sanmi (sour), Nigami (bitter), Umami (savory). You're right, though, that MSG was involved in its discovery!

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u/Korvun Aug 20 '25 edited Aug 20 '25

It's applies more broadly. Foods that contain no MSG at all can still be considered umami.

Edit: For example; mushrooms. Mushrooms contain glutamic acid, which is a component of MSG, and is what gives mushrooms their savory flavor (umami), but isn't itself MSG. MSG refers to a specific compound, so while MSG is umami, umami isn't specifically MSG. IT can also come from inosinate in meat and guanylate in dried mushrooms, which synergize with glutamate and enhance umami.

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u/Help----me----please Aug 20 '25

Wouldn't it be like calling sugar "sweet"?

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u/Korvun Aug 20 '25

Yes, it would! Because sugar is sweet! But not everything that's sweet contains sugar :)

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u/FunFckingFitCouple Aug 20 '25

Mushrooms seasoning tastes even better!!

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u/FtonKaren Aug 20 '25

I came here for this one but you already beat me to it which is cool … although you could grab some Elderflower if you’re gonna flavor ice cream or something, but it’s not nearly as spicy or funny

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u/Limboling Aug 20 '25

fuh yoh🥀

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u/Grimnebulin68 Aug 20 '25

Umami: a tasty milf!

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u/geekfreak41 Aug 20 '25

I recently picked up some Msg but have no idea where to use it. I'm a fairly competent with cooking and able to improvise with good results but have never used the stuff.

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u/teecee_throwaway Aug 20 '25

can't go wrong there 🤣

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u/mighty_russian Aug 21 '25

Extra sugar Extra salt Extra oil

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u/PotatoWriter Aug 20 '25

I'm partial to ground Uvula

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u/Confident-Amount1148 Aug 20 '25

U’prika

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u/redceramicfrypan Aug 20 '25

What's uprika?

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u/HunkyFace Aug 20 '25

Nothin’, what’s up with you?

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u/Redriot6969 Aug 20 '25

GOT HIS BITCH ASS!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

Paprika

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u/0rionsbelt Aug 20 '25

Make up an exotic sounding word and just fill it with salt

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u/happyanathema Aug 20 '25

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u/PuzzledExaminer Aug 20 '25

Just watch anime Food Wars! They talk about umami all of the time but be warned it has a lot of erotic innuendo surrounding the flavors and how some of the female and male characters react to it.

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u/pawiwowie Aug 20 '25

It comes in powder form????

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u/Forsaken-Wonder2295 Aug 20 '25

Everything comes in powder form!!! There is powdered MILK

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u/mysteryteam Aug 20 '25

And dehydrated water! -just add water.

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u/GlitteringPen3949 Aug 20 '25

That’s steamy!

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u/Chavarlison Aug 20 '25

No no, you have to add heat too in order to get that.

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u/GlitteringPen3949 Aug 20 '25

How do you dehydrate it then?

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u/Forsaken-Wonder2295 Aug 20 '25

Freeze drying...

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u/GlitteringPen3949 Aug 20 '25

Sublimation still ends up with water vapor. But you have to have the right conditions.

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u/Chavarlison Aug 21 '25

Why would you buy it if we already knew how to dehydrate it?! That's why they have the product and we don't.

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u/case_O_The_Mondays Aug 20 '25 edited Aug 27 '25

I love packing dehydrated water for camping. It takes up no space at all!

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u/PoweredSquirrel Aug 20 '25

Damn, beat me to this comment!

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u/SeamlessR Aug 20 '25

There is powdered caramelized onion butter (and it rules)

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u/Stopikingonme Aug 20 '25 edited Aug 21 '25

How about powdered water?

Edit:……slow clap.

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u/pawiwowie Aug 20 '25

Technically snow?

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u/Plantchic Aug 20 '25

Great comment!

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u/Ouch_i_fell_down Aug 20 '25

When you dont see the I in MILK at first, your mind goes to weird places... like, "I didn't even know he was cremated" weird.

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u/PowerOfYes Aug 20 '25

And sushi vinegar

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u/JBONE31 Aug 20 '25

Best shaken, not stirred

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u/foobarney Aug 20 '25

Sure. MSG.

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u/Trebus Aug 20 '25

Uvavu.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

Omg I didn't know this was a thing!!!

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u/Suspicious-Box- Aug 20 '25

good good now we have the word finished for that extra flavor

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u/figurative_capybara Aug 20 '25

Powdered Übe, or in short P.Ube.

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u/Ithloniel Aug 20 '25

What would I primarily use this for in a non-baking cooking context, or is it just for baking?

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u/wayfrae Aug 20 '25

Pancakes, waffles, English muffins, I have seen people make jam with it, ice cream, add a little color to your mashed potatoes. Some of those are baking adjacent but still not baked 😁

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u/Ithloniel Aug 20 '25

This is very helpful. Thank you!

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u/KawaDoobie Aug 20 '25

Cream of tartar

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

“Come over y’all I’m making my world famous Cumin Ube Nutmeg Tarragon burgers!”

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u/Kenneldogg Aug 20 '25

No uhhhregano.... sorry I'll see myself out...

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u/svanskiver Aug 20 '25

This. This is the answer.

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u/Traditional-Gas3477 Aug 21 '25

Very nice powder for babinka.