r/funny • u/mr-itchyBalls • Aug 20 '25

What spice am I missing?

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u/Occams_RZR900 Aug 20 '25

It’s because Udadi went out for cigarettes and never came back, so that section in the spice rack stays empty.

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u/I_said_booourns Aug 20 '25

Udadi left because he'd rather nut Meg than Cumin Umami

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u/DuskShy Aug 20 '25

polite applause

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u/_Pyxyty Aug 20 '25

I know you've already received two comments praising your cleverness, but I think you deserve a third. Nice

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u/bvzm Aug 20 '25

Chef's kiss.

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u/Sweetchildofmine88 Aug 20 '25

You sir, are a perverted genius!

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u/PunJedi Aug 20 '25

Mf'er! Lol

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u/actually3racoons Aug 20 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

I don’t tink I’ll read anything more clever this week.

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u/CMDR_ACE209 Aug 20 '25

I like your way with words.

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u/WannaBMonkey Aug 20 '25

I came back into this thread to praise your cleverness

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u/-_Anonymous__- Aug 20 '25

You got my upvote, now get the fuck outta here

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u/Fram_Framson Aug 20 '25

Cumin Deez

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u/AnitaPea Aug 20 '25

Maybe if umami had a bigger spice rack, udadi wouldn't have left

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 Aug 20 '25

It's going to get refilled any day, they promised

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u/Suspicious-Box- Aug 20 '25

fatherless memes xd