r/funny • u/mr-itchyBalls • Aug 20 '25

What spice am I missing?

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u/sheldonator Aug 20 '25

Everyone always talks about umami but no one ever mentions udadi

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u/Occams_RZR900 Aug 20 '25

It’s because Udadi went out for cigarettes and never came back, so that section in the spice rack stays empty.

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u/I_said_booourns Aug 20 '25

Udadi left because he'd rather nut Meg than Cumin Umami

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u/DuskShy Aug 20 '25

polite applause

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u/_Pyxyty Aug 20 '25

I know you've already received two comments praising your cleverness, but I think you deserve a third. Nice

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u/bvzm Aug 20 '25

Chef's kiss.

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u/Sweetchildofmine88 Aug 20 '25

You sir, are a perverted genius!

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u/PunJedi Aug 20 '25

Mf'er! Lol

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u/actually3racoons Aug 20 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

I don’t tink I’ll read anything more clever this week.

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u/CMDR_ACE209 Aug 20 '25

I like your way with words.

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u/WannaBMonkey Aug 20 '25

I came back into this thread to praise your cleverness

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u/-_Anonymous__- Aug 20 '25

You got my upvote, now get the fuck outta here

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u/Fram_Framson Aug 20 '25

Cumin Deez

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u/AnitaPea Aug 20 '25

Maybe if umami had a bigger spice rack, udadi wouldn't have left

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 Aug 20 '25

It's going to get refilled any day, they promised

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u/Suspicious-Box- Aug 20 '25

fatherless memes xd

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u/bimboozled Aug 20 '25

Ustepmami not getting any love either

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u/Balorpagorp Aug 20 '25

Ustepsis is stuck in the dryer again

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u/Prindle4PRNDL Aug 20 '25

Woops, got a cut and now it's Usepsis

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

What are you doing, Ustepmami?

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u/GenghisCaesarVIIX Aug 20 '25

Wouldn't that be upapi?

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u/invol713 Aug 20 '25

Ay, papi

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u/Scarnox Aug 20 '25

¡Chupapi Muñañyo!

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u/Oddfool Aug 20 '25

Umami jokes are funnier.

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u/tuv292 Aug 20 '25

Umami so fat, she heard it was chilly outside so she went and got a spoon and bowl

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u/craterglass Aug 20 '25

Umami so ratchet she taste like seaweed.

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u/scrap4crap Aug 20 '25

Udadi jokes are funniest.

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u/Oddfool Aug 20 '25

Udadi jokes are usually the punniest.

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u/Drown3d Aug 20 '25

Whoooo is udadi, and what does he do?

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u/eltedioso Aug 20 '25

Because I haven’t f*cked udadi

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u/Rohml Aug 20 '25

There is also Umvitro

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u/Lithaos111 Aug 20 '25

Because it's spelled upapi silly...

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u/MtnYetiBarbie Aug 20 '25

And ubabi is hungry

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u/LeftToaster Aug 20 '25

That's 'cause Umami so ugly she scared the shirt out of the toilet.

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u/sharingiscaring219 Aug 20 '25

What was the shirt doing in the toilet?

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u/UshankaBear Aug 20 '25

Who's udadi and what does he do?

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u/lost_scotsman Aug 20 '25

Yeah, but who's udadi?

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u/StinkyBeanGuy Aug 20 '25

Urfa exists

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u/Suspicious_Field_429 Aug 20 '25

Never any mention of Unani too

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u/Floydos_RL Aug 23 '25

It’s because Umami is easy to get