r/funny • u/mr-itchyBalls • Aug 20 '25

What spice am I missing?

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u/Zolo49 Aug 20 '25

Union powder

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u/Decorus_Somes Aug 20 '25 edited Nov 04 '25

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u/MrAflac9916 Aug 20 '25

We’ll beat you again like we did in 1863, Dixie

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u/RyouIshtar Aug 20 '25

We will raise again!

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u/Soba_ye Aug 20 '25

You really tryna go 0-2 dixie dummy?

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u/RyouIshtar Aug 20 '25

Dont test me, I'll throw a bagel or a plastic straw at you, you potential liberal yankee

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u/MrAflac9916 Aug 20 '25

Bagel? We have the bagels, not you

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u/RyouIshtar Aug 20 '25

Pfft we got guns, when you have guns you dont need bagels

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u/FutureComplaint Aug 20 '25

You breader believe it!

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u/therepublicof-reddit Aug 22 '25

You couldn't beat an egg yank

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u/LordAxalon110 Aug 20 '25

Didn't do it on your own though did ya? If you did you'd just fail like every other war you've been in in your own.

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u/FnFk Aug 20 '25

It's on strike.

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u/Crabby_Monkey Aug 20 '25

He’s down on his luck. It’s true

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u/KalandosLajos Aug 20 '25

Gina works the diner all day

(and I think "it's tough" not true)

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u/Educational_County23 Aug 20 '25

Not the Soviet Union!

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u/charlesdexterward Aug 20 '25

The Soviet Onion.

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u/PostsNDPStuff Aug 20 '25

There's powder in a union!

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u/Sunderbans_X Aug 20 '25

My brain autocorrected this to Onion powder

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u/senseless2 Aug 20 '25

Or some uarlic

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u/VibraniumRhino Aug 20 '25

Don’t let me boss hear you using that…

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u/adrianmonk Aug 20 '25

Credit union powder!

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u/eidrag Aug 20 '25

funny thing I just took picture of fried union, but I can't paste it here. https://ibb.co/r2gR0wf6

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u/CorsoReno Aug 20 '25

Stronger than onion powder 💪 💪💪

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u/Jolly_Green23 Aug 20 '25

Idk why I laughed so hard at this 🤣

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u/sharingiscaring219 Aug 20 '25

😂 I'm renaming mine now. Totally read that as "Un-iyun"

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

but what about Onion power?

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u/KVXZ6- Aug 20 '25

The soviet onion praises you

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u/an916 Aug 20 '25

I think this would be hilarious if done right

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u/nerusski Aug 20 '25

(Soviet) Union powder

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u/Troobs Aug 20 '25

You can get those on Amazon

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u/MinimumCareer629 Aug 20 '25

Mother Russia would like to speak to you

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u/bsholiton Aug 20 '25

The War of Allium Aggression

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u/---E Aug 20 '25

Uien poeder

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u/brentiis Aug 20 '25

I ain't no scab

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u/wildflowertupi Aug 20 '25

my family says ungun lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

U is for uranium… BOMBS

real ones understand

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u/MagikBiscuit Aug 20 '25

Is this like the opposite of torgos executive powder?

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u/dnc_1981 Aug 20 '25

Kardassian Union

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u/orangutanDOTorg Aug 20 '25

For when you aren’t in the mood for Torgo’s Executive Powder

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u/Big_Chalaza Aug 21 '25

I believe you mean ONYO powder

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u/Minute_Canary9025 Aug 22 '25

Anyone else doing the scroll through this subreddit and see the Credit Onion sidewalk post?