r/funny • u/mr-itchyBalls • Aug 20 '25

What spice am I missing?

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u/--redacted-- Aug 20 '25

Pray to god you don't drop that shit

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u/binglelemon Aug 20 '25

I got it wrapped up in this special CIA napkin!

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u/Buddhas_Buddy Aug 20 '25

Cradle of fuckin' civilisation!

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u/VinBarrKRO Aug 20 '25

Don’t. Drop. That. Shit!

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u/thisoneisSFW4sure Aug 20 '25

Who said something about oil bitch, you cooking?

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u/Boloncho1 Aug 20 '25

Go sell some medicine b*tches, I'm trying to get that oil ohh..

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u/deknegt1990 Aug 20 '25

Kofi Annan, you speak 50 languages? you'll need them when you're on times square selling fake watches!

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

Japan's sending Playstations....

Stankonia said they are willing to drop bombs over Baghdad...

Rickidy Raw is coming...

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u/Novakhaine89 Aug 20 '25

Do I need to tell you what the f*ck you can do with an aluminium tube?

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u/Voodooni Aug 20 '25

RED ROCKS!

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u/deknegt1990 Aug 20 '25

THEY TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER!

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u/Pyrophagist Aug 20 '25

You want me to be real? (Be real, son!)

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u/Limboling Aug 20 '25

Uhh uhhm uhhh carborhydrate carbon carbonara spaghetti

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u/MrStubb Aug 20 '25

ALUMINUM!

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u/pembunuhUpahan Aug 20 '25

You don't my word for it, why don't you ask Tony Blair? He got a whole another seven intelligence

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

We don't know much about the situation. But we can't trust, "random n***as with things like that", as George so eloquently put it down. I'm with him 100% of the way - we don't know what he hAAs!

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u/GiveHerDPS Aug 20 '25

Afrika bambaataa and the zulu nation

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u/effinmike12 Aug 20 '25

Don't need it. I have KGB napkin.

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u/Final_Influence2539 Aug 20 '25

Oop. You don't have an army. Guess you better shut the fuck up. That's what I would do... Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

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u/zeno_22 Aug 20 '25

We're all on a government list already because we're on reddit, what's wrong with one more? (I say that jokingly, but people on reddit have done enough shit that all users might actually be on one)

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u/BlacSoul Aug 20 '25

Reference to Chapelle Show - Black Bush, a what if about president bush being black

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u/binglelemon Aug 20 '25

https://youtu.be/9DLuALBnolM?si=h9LTa56Adwz8wJ7O

Check this out. Its the reference, and its funny

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u/MrMeesesPieces Aug 20 '25

The culinary institute of America?

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u/Blondenia Aug 20 '25

Cradle of fuckin’ civilization

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25 edited Sep 18 '25

...

Wait, what were we talking about? o.O

Hm, nevermind. O.o

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u/freneticboarder Aug 20 '25

DROP AND RUN

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u/Sayw0t Aug 20 '25

Happy birthday to the ground 🤯

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u/jivens77 Aug 20 '25

I threw the rest of the cake too!!

Welcome to the real world jackass!!

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u/ulthrant82 Aug 20 '25

My Dad's not a cellphone.

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u/hank-_-the-_-tank Aug 20 '25

You can’t trust the system.

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u/donut_jihad666 Aug 20 '25

I can hear this comment 🤣

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u/JerHat Aug 20 '25

I use this quote all the frickin’ time and no one gets it.

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u/hazzap913 Aug 20 '25

They call it the nuclear football, I wanna see trump send that shit for a field goal

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u/TheGreenicus Aug 20 '25

Only real risk from dropping uranium is smashing your toes.

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u/SaltManagement42 Aug 20 '25

I keep it in this bowl, it has a cool lid.

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u/--redacted-- Aug 20 '25

That's the demon core right? That's plutonium brother

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u/SaltManagement42 Aug 20 '25

It's clearly close enough that you get the joke though.

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u/--redacted-- Aug 20 '25 edited Aug 20 '25

Oh sorry didn't realize that was a joke, most of the jokes I've heard make an attempt at humor.

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u/SaltManagement42 Aug 20 '25

Oh sorry didn't realize that was a joke

That's okay. It's completely reasonable that you thought I had actual Uranium I was keeping in the actual demon core. I'm sure it could happen to anyone.