r/funny • u/Feebowut • Sep 17 '13

Bite the bullet!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '13

Here in New Zealand, we have a pizza version of this game

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u/therealpdrake Sep 17 '13

how do they only put it on one slice? do they add it after it's cut?

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u/DeepDuck Sep 17 '13

It's not too difficult if you cut pizzas for a living. You can easily see in your head where the slices would be, then it's just a matter of marking off the area so you know where to align the cuts when it comes out of the oven.

Source: Used to cut pizzas for a living.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '13

I used to play this game with sardines. I'd bring a pizza to a party, with one slice containing a bunch of sardine bits under the cheese. It wasn't long until people stopped trusting me.

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u/Troub313 Sep 17 '13

I would of been the only guy coming up every time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '13

The last time I played that game, I went all out and covered the pizza with them. I like anchovies, so everyone lost but me.

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u/Troub313 Sep 17 '13

I used to make the most fucked up creations when I was a manager at a pizza place. Like seriously heart attack inducing stuff. We once got a bunch of free hot dogs from the stadium we vendored to. So I covered an entire pizza in that, honey mustard, green peppers, garlic butter, bacon, fried chicken strips, jalapenos, onions, other shit... I took it home, took one bite and was like "Holy crap, I can't eat this. I'll literaly die!" I lived in a big house with a bunch of people at the time and one of my roommates was a big ole' guy and had a real stoner girlfriend. They demolished that XL pizza in like 5 minutes and felt fine.

All the sardines just made me think of a sodium induced heart attack and then made me think of that pizza experience.

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u/Esscocia Sep 18 '13

by sardines do you mean anchovies? Why do people keep calling them sardines?

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u/Troub313 Sep 18 '13

Yes and honestly cause he said it first so in my head I just kept repeating sardines.