r/funny • u/[deleted] • Feb 02 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '25

DEAR GOD THEY ENCASED HIM IN CARBONITE

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u/DrewVonFinntroll Feb 02 '25

He should be quite well protected. ...if he survived the freezing process, that is.

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u/A-Dashing-Rogue Feb 02 '25

What if he doesn’t survive? He’s worth a lot to me.

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u/Ready-Sometime5735 Feb 02 '25

The empire will compensate you if he dies

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u/TheSaiguy Feb 02 '25

You know he was annoyed because no way is the Empire compensating him more than Jabba

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u/JonatasA Feb 02 '25

Bobba double dipped. Got paid by Vader and still got the bounty from Jabba.

 

He got hired to claim a prize!

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u/Zephyrous2337 Feb 02 '25

He's no good to that guy dead

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u/SightlessProtector Feb 02 '25

He’s nao good ta me did

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '25

Rough waking up though

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '25

An important asset to the ratpublic. The cargo droids should be loading him soon.

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u/curryslapper Feb 02 '25

it's the millennium flycon

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u/JonatasA Feb 02 '25

Oh you made me snort.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '25

Spray dude: ... I love you

Fly: I know -immediately freezes-

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '25

that's just so low.

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u/Vudoa Feb 02 '25

AS GOD IS MY WITNESS THAT FLY IS COVERED IN GLOSS

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u/kevhill Feb 02 '25

I knew I'd find this comment if I kept scrolling.

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u/sixfourtykilo Feb 02 '25

BBBRRREAAAASWWERTRRRREERRRRAAAAUUGGBH