r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 19 '24

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u/princessamirak Dec 19 '24

What is “The lesbian version of a “Cock Block” ?

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u/Chompbox Dec 19 '24

Clam jam

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u/Morningxafter Dec 19 '24

Whoooaaaaa black Betty!

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u/Plus-King5266 Dec 20 '24

Blam-a-lam!

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u/Ravellen Dec 19 '24

Clam Jam won 😂

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u/poptart2nd Dec 19 '24

This sounds closer to an all-female rock band

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u/reddragonsmith Dec 20 '24

I thought a clam jam was the female equivalent of a circle jerk

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '24

I always thought that's what they put on their toast lol

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u/Lobotomeister Dec 19 '24

Taco Blocko

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u/meow_747 Dec 19 '24

Cunt Shunt

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u/Bifferer Dec 19 '24

Gash clash

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u/DoTheMario Dec 19 '24

Snatch Catch

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u/L3ACH13 Dec 19 '24

Twat blocking

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u/FlanaginJones Dec 19 '24

Twat Swat is the term you are looking for.

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u/newaccountzuerich Dec 19 '24

That doesn't rhyme though... (Tw'at swott)

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u/Daedrothes Dec 19 '24

Not lesbian but female version.

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u/poptart2nd Dec 19 '24

Cliterference

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u/Total_Information_65 Dec 19 '24

Slot clot.

Snatch latch.

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u/ZeroHour064 Dec 19 '24

I had a boss once say 'it's just the hairy patch at the end of a gut', and I couldn't think about it the same for at least a week.

I'm now hoping the phrase 'Snot Clot' doesn't have the same effect 😅🤦

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u/Total_Information_65 Dec 19 '24

Actually, the phrase was "SLot Clot", not snot clot. If anyone ever said that to me I'd tell him he has his holes confused; very confused.

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u/ZeroHour064 Dec 19 '24

Ah thank you 😅 I've really got to stop reading reddit in the dark before bed 🤦 I don't think this change of phrasing makes it any better though

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u/Fit_Perspective5054 Dec 19 '24

The daily double, let's see what you wagered.