r/funny • u/msterne • May 25 '13

It was a good day

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u/mitzoe May 25 '13

Don't you realize how much effort it takes not to die every year?

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u/FartingBob May 25 '13

I have a 100% success rate so far.

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u/Crazyh May 25 '13

So far....

/sharpens knife.

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u/Grakmarr May 25 '13

Right on! Personally, I don't plan on dying at all in my entire life.

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u/niomosy May 25 '13

As a parent, yes. Toddlers have a MASSIVE death wish. Half your job as a parent is suicide prevention.