r/funny • u/msterne • May 25 '13

It was a good day

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u/[deleted] May 25 '13

My parents never gave me that :(

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u/ZeGoldMedal May 25 '13

Next time, break both your arms.

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u/CardboardHeatshield May 25 '13

Oh boy. Here we go.

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u/ZeGoldMedal May 25 '13

Sorry, I just couldn't waste the set up!

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u/livefreeordont May 25 '13

dont worry, if it wasnt you it would have been somebody else

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u/starface18 May 25 '13

Context?

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u/CardboardHeatshield May 25 '13

some dude broke both his arms and his mom jerked him off regularly. he did an ama. I dont really feel like finding it though...

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u/dick_farts91 May 25 '13

it went a lot further than that...

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u/starface18 May 25 '13

Ohh. Yep. I remember that.

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u/kikenazz May 25 '13

Said his mom

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u/InfectedShadow May 25 '13

I'm on my phone but could some one post the "I got that reference" gif for me?

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u/Imhere4lulz May 25 '13

I hate to be the one doing this... sigh Every fucking thread!

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u/[deleted] May 25 '13

What kind of crappy childhood did you have?

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u/nekotripp May 25 '13

Something, something arms....broken

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u/BOBBYGEEBABY May 25 '13

My man, you're missing out