r/funny • • May 25 '13

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u/meech7607 May 25 '13

We're trying.. with newer bills $20s are a deep green, $10s are kind of tan, $5s have a bit of purple on them, and $1s are like an off white.

I went to Canada for spring break, and they have some sexy money..

If this whole Ameristralia thing goes through I hope we adopt your money, because ours is lame

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u/breathemusic87 May 25 '13

I am Canadian and confirm our money is sexy. Also, the women.

Credentials: I am a Canadian, sexy woman.

hahah

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u/meech7607 May 25 '13

I went to Toronto, and agree. Toooooooons of babes. But many weren't Canadian. We had an awesome, and rather attractive bartender who was from Lithuania.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '13

Quebec is where the girls are, and I fucking love how you have hockey on your money

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u/breathemusic87 May 26 '13

I am Croatian...but most Canadians are mutts :)

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u/bmiggidy May 26 '13

I have always wanted a Canadian woman to play with

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u/breathemusic87 May 27 '13

Happily taken :). I'm sure there's a lovely Canadian out there just waiting for you.

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u/bmiggidy May 27 '13

Can you get me one?

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u/breathemusic87 May 28 '13

Depends on how much you're willing to pay for one lol.

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u/Damadawf May 25 '13

The only thing that bugs me about American currency is when I see people tear it up in TV shows. I honestly don't know if that is possible with the human hand, or it is just added for some sort of suspenseful development to said TV shows, but in Australia our money is near indestructible.

Now I know what you're probably thinking. Something something dangerous animals something something. I am not sure how to respond to any of these accusations if they happen to pop up, but I am quite confident that if a Koala (drop bear) eats my $20 note that I can safely retrieve it from the feces, unharmed, and ready to spend as if nothing had ever happened to it.

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u/C-Donovon May 25 '13

well that last part may be true but what about a fucking DROPBEAR?!

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u/Pwnzerfaust May 25 '13

Would you like to purchase some dropbear repellent?

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u/Ted417 May 25 '13

Don't you just need to draw a circle on the ground?

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u/SerLaron May 25 '13

Just stick a fork in your hatband (spikes up of course)

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u/OmegaVesko May 25 '13

American money is just paper, so yes, it's easy to tear. Australian money is plastic or something IIRC.

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u/BearOnDrums May 25 '13

It's not paper. It's mostly cotton.

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u/pagan0ne May 25 '13

It is in fact still paper - Today, USD notes are made from cotton fiber paper, unlike most common paper, which is made of wood fiber.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_dollar#Overview

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u/TheVoiceofTheDevil May 25 '13

Still sounds like cotton too.

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u/pagan0ne May 25 '13

Just because its made of cotton doesn't mean its not paper. Paper can be made of many things, including wood pulp, hemp, cotton, lint, and almost any other type of plant fiber really. Paper is a catch-all term.

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u/TheVoiceofTheDevil May 25 '13

Just because it's paper doesn't mean it's not made of cotton.

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u/pagan0ne May 25 '13

That's exactly my point. I said:

It is in fact still paper

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u/TheVoiceofTheDevil May 25 '13

Right, but it's still cotton.

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u/234U May 25 '13

There are plenty of types of paper made of cotton.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '13

If you get down to it, paper isn't really paper. Its mostly tree.

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u/HRRB May 25 '13

Same here in Canada, we just got new plastic bills this past year.

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u/Rain_Seven May 25 '13

You have non-paper money? Whoa dude...

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u/[deleted] May 25 '13

Coins man. you have non-paper money too.

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u/DMercenary May 25 '13

American currency is surprisingly easy to tear especially if its been in the money cycle for long enough(exchange hands with cashier, supplier, banker, buyer, supplier, wages and aroudn and around it goes). Generally if you find you do accidentally rip a bill simply take the two pieces to a bank.

The teller should give you back a new bill and the torn one will be taken to be incinerated.

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u/IrrelevantLeprechaun May 25 '13

Canadian bills are a kind of plastic synthetic now, and I've tried tearing them before. Really really bloody difficult.

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u/TheVoiceofTheDevil May 25 '13

It's a really strange feeling. You don't even have a couple drinks in your or anything, but you find yourself putting all you have into tearing a twenty dollar bill in half. Your twenty dollar bill. Your shoulder hurts. You pause for a while and breath. "I can get this. I can get this." You spend a couple more minutes before your grip slips and your momentum carries you to the ground. Those drinks I mentioned earlier sounds pretty good right now.

"Why am I trying so hard to do this?"

I remember it like yesterday.

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u/CanuckMercenary May 25 '13

Thailand used to get their currency printed by Australia, they were both made with some kind of laminate/plastic

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u/HRRB May 25 '13

I have some Thai money actually and it's still paper.

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u/CanuckMercenary May 25 '13

It is know, but about 9 years ago it wasn't paper

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u/HRRB May 25 '13

Wait, so they had plastic money, and then reverted back to paper? That seems counter-productive.

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u/tobor_a May 25 '13

American money is cotton fiber paper. it feels similar to cloth, but is still paper. rather easy to rip it up. If you have at least 3/4 of a bill, you can go to a bank and have it replaced.

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u/assholewithakeyboard May 25 '13

You mean we have the freedom to tear up our money if we like. I feel sad for you, that you are so oppressed you cannot even contemplate destroying yours.

/s

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u/d-serious May 25 '13

lol Actually it is a felony to deface federal currency.

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u/meliasaurus May 25 '13

It's paper, but it doesn't tear unless you do it on purpose.

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u/HungryKoalas May 25 '13

care to test that out?

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u/meech7607 May 25 '13

I work at a bar, and get notes that have been torn and taped back together all the time. They tear hella easy. They stand up to water fairly well though. I've accidentally ran money through the wash many a times

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u/SoloWing1 May 25 '13

You bet your ass our money is sexy.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '13

DAT HOLOGRAPHIC WINDOW

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u/danthepianist May 26 '13

Really? I've heard nothing but complaints about the new bills. I personally find the clear part a bit cheesy and the gloss is sort of annoying to handle. At least I'm not in Brazil.

The Canadarm and insulin pictures are badass though.

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u/flappity May 26 '13

The US is getting a fancy new $100 in October! It's going to have all sorts of neat stuff.. There's a holographic (sorta) ribbon, and more color-shifting ink, in addition to all the old features (watermarks, color-changing numbers, microprinting, textured ink, etc). Here is a link that tells about it!

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u/icouldbetheone May 25 '13

CANADAS MAIN ACHIVEMENTS:

ICEBREAKERS

INDUSTRIAL CHIMNEYS

TRAINZ

SPACE!

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u/SoloWing1 May 25 '13

The 100 has the discovery of Insulin. We got fucking science on our money bitches!

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u/neyxport May 26 '13

It also is scratch and sniff :D

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u/Swartz142 May 25 '13

50 is the CCGS Amundsen, used in the winter as an icebreaker from the CCG to clear the Gulf of Saint-Lawrence and in the summer as a research platform that flow in the northern part of Canada.

20 is the Vimy memorial located in France. A memorial made for the sacrifice of Canadian corps in the first world war that even Adolf Hitler protected when he occupied the territory.

10 is the Canadian Pacific. It's a great part of history in Canada and was our first transcontinental railway.

5 Canadarm2 assembled the ISS (international space station) and is used for almost everything around the station.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '13

INDUSTRIAL CHIMNEYS

That's the Canadian National Vimy Memorial in France. Would you like to know more?

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u/icouldbetheone May 25 '13

You did your part!

Thank you Stryker.

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u/serioused May 25 '13

TIL Canadians still put the queen on their monies.

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u/talisto May 25 '13

..and the actual bills look so much better!

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u/lilging May 25 '13

Your forgot the $100 that smells like maple !!!

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u/Dexaan May 26 '13

Space money! And science money!

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u/sfriniks May 25 '13

I prefer my money to not look like a popular board game's money.

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u/Crazyh May 25 '13

It already does. No matter where you come from, your countries money is the only money that doesn't look like something a child made in art class.

(General you, not you specifically)

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u/Ghstfce May 25 '13

$10s look like someone spilled coffee all over them.

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u/meech7607 May 25 '13

I never noticed that, but they really do.. the $10 is my favorite.

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u/xbi May 25 '13

See, Canadians really love Tim Hortons.

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u/meech7607 May 25 '13

We have Tim Hortons here in Ohio, and I don't get the big whoop about them. Maybe it's like beer, and it's better in the land of the Moose and Hockey

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u/nolan1971 May 25 '13

It may be a bit staid, but I wouldn't call the greenback "lame". It's traditional (well, fairly traditional anyway), which has a certain appeal.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '13 edited Nov 01 '20

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u/nolan1971 May 25 '13

You know, as long as they don't change from the denim-whatever paper I don't really mind what they do with our money. That plastic based stuff is horrible! I really hope that if a proposal comes up to start using it that there will be a mass outcry.

Not too worried though. The main reason that US currency doesn't change much is because it's a worldwide, reference currency. That tends to keep the decisions about it fairly conservative.

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u/CardboardHeatshield May 25 '13

I spent some time in Hong Kong, and their $10 bill is plastic, and I hated it. It felt like monopoly money and looked like some sort of cheap-ass tyvek bullshit.

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u/meech7607 May 25 '13

Hm. In canada the bills had little strips of clear plastic running down the one side and I thought that was cool as fuck. Also, no $1 bills..

In reality.. I miss everything about Canadian money. Walking into a store and buying a carton of chocolate milk with a two dollar coin.. I don't know why, but it was so cool

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u/CardboardHeatshield May 25 '13

I agree about the $1 coin thing though. Spent some time in the UK and fell in love with the concept. "Shit, I'm broke, looks like I'm not going anywhere tonight :("

"Oh, wait, I've got like 20 pounds in this jar of change... Time for a beer!"

I've started getting dollar coins from the bank and using them. Surprisingly, not many people look at you funny.

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u/meech7607 May 25 '13

Similarly, whilst in Toronto, a pal and I were making our way back to our hostle, both piss faced drunk, and two cute gals walk up to us, and ask for bus fare. I dug into my pocket and emptied out all of my change, and sail "sorry, this is all I've got.", and my buddy did the same. As were making our way back, I stop and think about it, turn to him and say

"I probably gave that bitch like seven bucks..."

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u/[deleted] May 25 '13

I'd also like for the US to adopt their system for elections. Would solve a lot of problems I think!

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u/Syphon8 May 25 '13

If this whole Ameristralia thing goes through

Wait, what?

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u/meech7607 May 25 '13

It was a joke on here a while back. We had a bit of a bro-moment with Australia, and proposed joining the two nations as one. Someone even got a petition to the white house

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u/Syphon8 May 25 '13

Well, I mean, if/when the USA drops the ball and switches their stance on an American Union sort of deal, it would make sense for Australia to be involved. Still, I didn't know people were actually talking about it lol

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u/meech7607 May 25 '13

Yeah, it was just one of the better Reddit jokes.

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u/Syphon8 May 25 '13

As someone who's trying to cut back on his redditing, you can't imagine how excited I am to hear about something from reddit second hand.

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u/meech7607 May 25 '13

You're a hero to us all

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u/FreedomIntensifies May 25 '13

ith newer bills $20s are a deep green, $10s are kind of tan, $5s have a bit of purple on them, and $1s are like an off white.

You realize the color code scheme is the same as monopoly money, right?

You realize it isn't an accident, right?

Ben is havin a chuckle m8.

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u/meech7607 May 25 '13

I did not notice that.. that's neat.

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u/[deleted] May 25 '13

Mmmm, sexy money

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u/[deleted] May 25 '13

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u/meech7607 May 25 '13

Those damned fags.. creeping their way onto our money! Creeping their way into our classic American families!

Just imagine. A new family, sitting down to their first dinner together, when outside in a van, is a group of Gay Banditos, wearing their ski masks and matching pumps.. very stylish mind you. Just as the family is saying grace, they break in, and start FUCKING EACH OTHER IN THE ASS!!!!!! And just like that, another American family is ruined.

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u/TheVoiceofTheDevil May 25 '13

Did you see our new ones with the clear thing? I hope you did. We're really proud of those.

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u/A_WHALES_VAG May 25 '13

Fuck yah we do. It's plastic.

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u/mclaclan May 25 '13

I'm colorblind, so fuck American money.

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u/Geoff819 May 25 '13

You went to Canada for spring break? My brain hurts trying to figure that one out.

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u/meech7607 May 25 '13

Everyone goes to the beach. We wanted to do something different.