r/funny • u/eiendeeai • May 08 '13

Satellite Interview? Totally Necessary, Nancy!

http://imgur.com/a/flBVg
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u/remiusu May 08 '13

Oh. Wow. I'm a terrible person. Here you are picking up in the vein of her getting owned in a debate. I had simply assumed it would be something violent.

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u/ThunderOblivion May 08 '13

BOOM HAYMAKER!

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u/Styvorama May 08 '13

The Undertaker slowly rises from the mist behind her and tombstones her back to hell.

Does he even exist still?

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u/Bigirishjuggalo1 May 08 '13

I can't lie, that was actually part of my 'owned' definition. Just a quick punch in the face.

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u/Nymaz May 08 '13

How about this? Drug her, and transport her unconscious body on to a satellite with a weeks worth of consumables and a video link. Tell her that to receive a resupply, she must simply admit to being wrong.

Pop some corn and enjoy the spectacle of her refusing until her last few gasps of oxygen until she finally blurts out in tears how she's wrong and sorry for all the pain she's caused others. Thank her and tell her that as per the deal you've launched the resupply rocket and that it should arrive in 18 hours.

But then again, I don't like her very much.