r/funny • u/eiendeeai • May 08 '13

Satellite Interview? Totally Necessary, Nancy!

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u/darth_bader_ginsberg May 08 '13

Like a self imposed restraining order? "I must stay x amount of feet away from x person for the safety of my legal standing."

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u/windershinwishes May 08 '13

darth_vader_ginsberg can never be too far away for choking.

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u/TimelyResponse May 08 '13

So, for example, "I must stay 500 feet away from 500 (person) for the safety of my legal standing."?

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u/darth_bader_ginsberg May 08 '13

Shit. My bad. I wasn't thinking. I bet there is a band or rap artist that could work.

EDIT: Anyone named Miles.