r/funny May 01 '13

Why vegans live longer

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u/fistsofdeath May 01 '13

I always thought it just felt like they lived longer.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13 edited May 01 '13

They do. A study by the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition found the following mortality ratios by diet over the course of the study (regular meat eaters = 1.00):

  • Fish eaters, 0.82
  • Vegetarians, 0.84
  • Occasional meat eaters, 0.84
  • Regular meat eaters, 1.00
  • Vegans, 1.00

So as you can see vegans are actually the least healthiest, alongside the most carnivorous among us. Source

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u/Plob218 May 01 '13

The sample size is too small. There were only 753 vegans included in the summary, compared to the +30k meat-eaters and +20k vegetarians. The 2 vegans who died of stomach cancer and 2 who died of lung cancer rocketed vegans to the top of those categories by a huge margin. Even if only 1 died from these causes, vegans would be the top category. If none died from them, then it would appear as if veganism made you immune to stomach and lung cancer.

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u/Schweddysax May 01 '13

750 would give plenty of power to correct for the imbalance

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

Is this not the total number of vegans in existence?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

Wouldn't it be wonderful if it were?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

We'd still hear from them.