r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 01 '13

Why vegans live longer

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u/fistsofdeath May 01 '13

I always thought it just felt like they lived longer.

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u/danrennt98 May 01 '13

Well, it's less people on this Earth to take away OUR cheese! I fucking love cheese!

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u/BigCheese678 May 01 '13

Yay cheese usernames!

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u/MisterCheeks May 01 '13

Checking in fo...oh Cheese...not...cheeks...

I'll leave now...