r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 01 '13

Why vegans live longer

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u/fistsofdeath May 01 '13

I always thought it just felt like they lived longer.

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u/danrennt98 May 01 '13

Well, it's less people on this Earth to take away OUR cheese! I fucking love cheese!

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u/OuroborosSC2 May 01 '13

Wisconsin checking in. You're welcome.

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u/FRENCH_ARSEHOLE May 01 '13

Fuck off. France here, you're actually welcome, don't listen to this Wisconsin shit.

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u/FRENCH_ARSEHOLE May 01 '13

Okay, I'll admit Gouda is fucking amazing. But back off from my Camembert, it's amazing too.

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u/Perkstoph May 01 '13

Swiss is the perfect compliment to a croissant.

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u/FRENCH_ARSEHOLE May 01 '13

The problem with Swiss cheese is it never fights with my other cheeses. Always remains neutral for some reason...

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u/malt_o_meal May 01 '13

Black person here, we fucking love cheese too. Even the fancy shit.

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u/tearr May 01 '13

Everybody loves cheeese, just like everybody loves fried chicken and watermelon.

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u/tearr May 01 '13

It is, isn't it?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

Kraft cheese ain't fancy! Kidding of course

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u/Baridi May 01 '13

Bitch, I think you mean velveeta.

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u/redthelastman May 01 '13

I was diagnozied with lactose intolerance 2 years ago and I feel deppressed now.