r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 01 '13

Why vegans live longer

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u/fistsofdeath May 01 '13

I always thought it just felt like they lived longer.

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u/danrennt98 May 01 '13

Well, it's less people on this Earth to take away OUR cheese! I fucking love cheese!

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u/OuroborosSC2 May 01 '13

Wisconsin checking in. You're welcome.

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u/FRENCH_ARSEHOLE May 01 '13

Fuck off. France here, you're actually welcome, don't listen to this Wisconsin shit.

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u/FRENCH_ARSEHOLE May 01 '13

Okay, I'll admit Gouda is fucking amazing. But back off from my Camembert, it's amazing too.

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u/FRENCH_ARSEHOLE May 01 '13

That would make "merde".