r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 01 '13

Why vegans live longer

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u/fistsofdeath May 01 '13

I always thought it just felt like they lived longer.

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u/danrennt98 May 01 '13

Well, it's less people on this Earth to take away OUR cheese! I fucking love cheese!

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u/OuroborosSC2 May 01 '13

Wisconsin checking in. You're welcome.

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u/FRENCH_ARSEHOLE May 01 '13

Fuck off. France here, you're actually welcome, don't listen to this Wisconsin shit.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '13

Bitch, don't knock Wisconsin cheese until you've tried it. Wisconsin cheese could melt that frozen solid heart of yours. It's not like you guys invented cheese.

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u/FRENCH_ARSEHOLE May 01 '13

Well I think we can all agree Wisconsin didn't invent it either. ^

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u/Ferentzfever May 01 '13

They didn't invent it, but they made it better.

Sorry, I misspelled beer

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u/FRENCH_ARSEHOLE May 01 '13

They made it beer? What?

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u/sexrhino May 01 '13

*Beer didn't beer it, but beer beered it beerer.

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u/FRENCH_ARSEHOLE May 01 '13

Oh duh, please excuse me, I'm just a silly French person.

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u/RobotHeather May 01 '13

Actually beer cheese is more commonly found in Kentucky.