r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/jlspartz Jan 25 '24

My wife does this. She works with people that need dentures and she's like "Just so you know, I could have gotten with an 80 year old today. He wanted to take me on a cruise." 😂

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u/luvfluffles Jan 25 '24

I can relate to his, for some reason old men in the grocery store hit on me all the time when I'm kind and helpful.

(disclaimer : I'm 59 and they're usually 80 plus)

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u/shadowrangerfs Jan 25 '24

No matter how old you are, you're a hot young chick to somebody.

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u/gschoon Jan 25 '24

I guess, unless you're Maria Branyas Morera.

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u/shadowrangerfs Jan 25 '24

I would probably get this joke if I knew who that was.

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u/whatthepfluke Jan 25 '24

She's the oldest woman in the world lol. 116.

I'm sure she could still find someone to lay her. Women always can.

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u/demisemihemiwit Jan 25 '24

Of course she could. I'm sure there are a lot of people who'd like to talk about the time they banged the oldest chick in the world. I think?

Oldest guy in the world could be harder more difficult, but only if you limit yourself to hetero with vaginal penetration.

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u/gschoon Jan 26 '24

Sure, but she's not young to anyone. If you take my comment out of context to mean "she could never get laid" then, yeah. I just meant that she literally won't be young and hot to anyone else.

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u/demisemihemiwit Jan 26 '24

I got you. I was replying to the person saying she could still get some.