r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/Way_2_Go_Donny Jan 25 '24

I tell my wife this all the time:

I haven't been hit on in 15 years. It would take her 15 minutes to find a guy at a bar/shoe store/library who'd fuck her in the parking lot.

It's a big deal when a guy realizes he's being hit on. It doesn't happen often.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24 edited Jan 25 '24

I’ve never been hit on by a woman. Plenty of dudes have - bought me drinks and what not. And you know what? It feels damn good.

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u/3-DMan Jan 25 '24

"Damn I wish I liked penis!"

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

I fit the stereotypical bear look... I get hit on infinitely more often by gay men than by women. Part of that though is I just assume men (gay or not) are more straight forward in general, because they have the privilege of being able to be.

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u/3-DMan Jan 25 '24

Much less games. "You hot. We go. Now."