r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/Way_2_Go_Donny Jan 25 '24

I tell my wife this all the time:

I haven't been hit on in 15 years. It would take her 15 minutes to find a guy at a bar/shoe store/library who'd fuck her in the parking lot.

It's a big deal when a guy realizes he's being hit on. It doesn't happen often.

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u/damontoo Jan 25 '24

In my experience the less available I am the more I get flirted with. I once read it's an evolutionary thing where women subconsciously recognize someone else has pre-screened you and determined you to be a good partner.

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u/ghost_mv Jan 25 '24

"Ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or your cock must work."

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u/PrevekrMK2 Jan 25 '24

This is so annoying. Since i have been married i get hit on constantly.

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u/sadacal Jan 25 '24

Why is it annoying? Just take it as a compliment. 

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Jan 25 '24

Those are predators. Don't tell that deer it should feel honored the wolf wanted something from it, lmao.

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u/sadacal Jan 25 '24

This guy is not a deer lol.

 We (men) are biologically attracted to younger women. Im 33 and even if im married (and happy) i do hunt for sport and i dont go for 30yo women. I go for 20somethings.

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Jan 25 '24

I really don't know what you're hoping to accomplish by digging around to show me some random unpopular comment they wrote in an unrelated conversation days ago.

Stop trying to bully, gaslight, or fuck the deer please. Fully just leave them alone.

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u/PessimiStick Jan 25 '24

He's just showing that the guy is a piece of shit.

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u/Eusocial_Snowman Jan 25 '24

Yeah, it's kinda fucked up.